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a sideblog dedicated to carry on, memes and more books, mostly. •May• she/her

[drops-of-universe]

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

[rialtostation]

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

[utopians]

youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

[gobstoppr]

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[pisshandkerchief]

I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette

[evilsanlang]

"in north korea they teach kids to hate america since birth" wish I had had formal training too I had to learn to hate america all by myself

[dogsandotherphilosophers]

btw if i haven't replied to your messages and you see me posting on here that's just cause i'm a bad person and a terrible friend. hope that clears things up.

[pleasequietdown]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[tsunderemployee]

trump isnt even orange anymore they de oranged him and now he looks worse. give him his fake tan back he needs to gyaru out

[beckysquiltingagain]

Fun little collage fish quilt with tiny diamond scales.

Quilt created by @mamaspark

[kkdas]

Snow Leopard at Ladakh, India

[6vcr]

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

always incredibly funny to read articles about cuisine from former ottoman states that are SO DEFENSIVE about why their unfiltered boiled finely-ground coffee and their stuffed meaty cheesy filo dough pastries are fundamentally and completely different from all other virtually indistinguishable coffees and pastries, especially turkish ones

[molecular-despot]

[menlove-archive]

"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

[dragoncarrion]

If i was a middle aged white man I'd wear fish lures as jewelry idc

[dragoncarrion]

I'd serve so much cunt

[cannibalchicken]