Doing My Best

She/Her. 21+. Terfs and Nazis fuck off. Please touch grass every once in a while

[greeniery]

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

Always join long lines. Worst time i ever did that it turned out to be an atm for a bank i didn't have an account at. But the keypad felt exquisite.

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[fishtrouts]

Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

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[tumblwolf]

@transgarlicbreadlover Fren! Fren look! Dragons!

[gin-juice-tonic]

do you guys know about my corn shirt

[gin-juice-tonic]

What does it mean? We just don't know

[mushroomemoji444]

paulhiller on instagram (Taipei, Taiwan)

[hikikomoricomplex]

I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan

[hikikomoricomplex]

The AI business plan, for reference:

1. Promise everything.

2. Piss off everyone.

3. Deliver nothing.

4. Blame asians?

[sluttynurse]

i'm actually a fake and surface level fan of everything that ever existed

[achillesinhighheels]

Naomi Osaka at 2026 Wimbeldon wearing Hana Yagi

[vanglaggle]

it's always that damn mouse and not me. what if i want a cookie . what about my needs

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[innerchildabortionclinic]

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[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[systlin]

In 38 years of life I have learned 1 thing;

If anyone is ever training you to replace them in a position and tells you 'its an easy job I don't do much' what this means is that you are about to spend six months to a year catching up on all the stuff they didn't do and sorting out the stuff they did poorly.

In related news I finally managed to finish un fucking my predecessor's lack of a filing system.

[hungrymilliek]

And if they start a sentence with "You're not supposed to do it this way but...", you're about to learn some shit to make OSHA go:

[systlin]

My job is literally in safety and emergency management and that phrase makes me break out in hives. Which is to say that you are entirely one million percent correct.

[bisquid]

Alternatively by 'an easy job where they don't do much' what they mean is that they've got so much unwritten knowledge and experience stored up in their heads that they *genuinely believe* it's an easy low effort job and then leave you with a learning curve like a rocket launch and frantically spawning spreadsheets of all the shit they know off by heart

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order