leave it all down here

sophisticated with a hint of slutty

[also-starring]

[weloveshortvideos]

How to play it off when you fall

[aromantic-spinda]

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and "break up"* yeah sure go ahead

[unfugbilder]

NOCH nicht im Handel. Aber die Twitter-Community arbeitet daran!

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

the austrian government 2019

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

okay who is gonna fotoshop this so the clowns all fade away like the end of infinity war

[twinkrespecter]

“Herr van der Bellen wir fühlen uns nicht so gut”

[meruis]

me: *receives text* me: i should reply to that me:

[satrialespork]

[bumpdungus]

where is he traveling

[sapphictastic]

ahhh yes, the three genders. male, female, and lgbt

[mysterious-transmissions-deacti]

[whimsysworld]

[meta-xylene]

[memescomedy]

[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[themomerath-archived]

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

[introverted-machine]

Media: women need to speak out against abuse!

Kesha: I was raped

Amber Heard: I was abused 

Media: you’re both lying, gold digging whores 

[apersnicketylemon]

Media: We can’t understand why no one comes forward about being sexually assaulted!

11 Different women: I was sexually assaulted by that man

USA electorate:  *Makes him President*

[animals-lovers]

[rslashrats]

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs

[tokillthedragon-deactivated2020]

Kermit being tortured by the Viet Cong (1967, colorized)

[screamingbug]

so i guess now im just supposed to develop an attention span of longer than 6 seconds and watch a “youtube video” like its fuckin colonial times

[ouijamoon]

[rapicho]

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun