[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[sylestial]

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[tagfer]

welcome to the club asshole

[tarenko]

[thebattleblog]

[battle-for-dyke-island]

it’s like a spot the difference game with you people

[maybeophe]

[natalieironside]

We are the daughters of ppl who had kids

[eveydeevey]

Perks of being without sin:

Free to cast stones just whenever

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[courteous]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

everything feels like this

[redfagdiver]

Shout out to "enunciate" for being one of those words that forces you to do itself.

[nyatzsche]

some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up

[dancefloors]

happy anniversary

[samreich]

it's an honor just to be predicted

[insomniac-arrest]

Old predatory ads: you’ve won a million dollars by existing, click now!!!!

Current predatory ads: hourly remote work now, $18 dollars, poor ass!!!!

[kosmogrl]