You had the bright idea of going to one of your twin brother frat parties, Sukuna and Choso. And you met the cutest boy, long black hair.. purple eyes.. so by default you ask Sukuna and Choso who they were since you swear your brothers know everybody and their moms. Which normally wouldn’t be a problem. If that boy was one of their frat brothers.
(Frat JJK boys + plug!choso)
Tw: Cursing, misspelling, might be mentions of smoking (thanks Choso and Shoko), and light bullying between everyone.
“[Y/N], what happened to you last night? After you saw Choso you kinda just walked off.”, Shoko said after flopping down onto the couch next to you.
“Uhh..”, you sit up, turning off your phone from your doomscrolling to look at Shoko. “After I walked off with Choso we met up with Sukuna and they introduced me to Gojo, anddd.. Toji I think his name was?”
At the mention of Gojo’s name Utahime looked over and gave you a slight disgusted look, “ew, Gojo?”
Shoko just snickered and said, “You have generational beef with Gojo?”
Utahime roll her eyes at Shoko comment, and she said “No! He’s just an ass, and annoying as shit!”
“He’s annoying, but it’s not as bad as you make him seem to be”, you shook your head, snickering.
“Lies” Shoko and Utahime both said at the same time
“Okay, fuck me then.” You said as you laid back down on the couch, then you added on “actually..”
Utahime walked over, sitting down on a chair near where you were sitting, and Shoko looked over at you, “hm?”
“There was this boy I met, who was kinda cute. But I never got his name” Shoko raised an eyebrow at this, and she said, “describe him..”
You gave a vague description of him, pretty purple eyes, long black silky hair.. “Just give me a damn description not all these extra details” Shoko rolls her eyes after you went off on a three minute rant on his hair alone. “Sorry.” You laughed as you looked over at Shoko, sitting up again.
Utahime sat in her chair quietly, thinking, then it dawned on her, she knew exactly who you were describing.. Suguru Geto. Then she looked at you with an innocent expression and said, “I have no clue, you should ask Sukuna”
Shoko glanced over at her like she was dumb, and she said, “Utahime it-“
Utahime quickly cut her off, and said “There are MANY boys with black hair, Shoko, it’s best she asks Choso or Sukuna. They’ll know who attended their party with that description!”
Shoko glared at Utahime, then Utahime looked back at her with a slight smirk which Shoko quickly caught onto and Shoko then said, “you’re right. Sukuna and Choso would know best.” Then she paused and looked at you, “Actually, why don’t you go over and ask, and get me some cigarettes on your way back. I’ll pay you back, too.”
You glares at Utahime and Shoko, it was a rare sight to see them agree on something, especially for them to be so quick for you to go to Choso and Sukuna. But that must mean it’s important.. right? “Sure..”, you mumbled as you stood up, grabbing your phone and walking to the door of your apartment, grabbing you purse and putting your shoes on, then you call out before you leave, “you want anything, Utahime?” “No thank you!”, she called back.
After just walking into the kitchen of their frat house - with a spare key Choso probably gave you by accident when he was high, but they never asked for it back, sooo… might as well use it. - you hear someone yell from the living room
“Hello? Suguru there’s no shot you’re home already”
Then a second later you see Sukuna and Gojo walk into the kitchen, and Sukuna glares at you, while Gojo on the other hand smile smugly and says, “how the fuck did you get in?”
You glare back at Sukuna, then you look over at Gojo, “nah, Choso gave me a spare key”, then you looks at Sukuna again, “I have a question though”
Sukuna just groans, rubbing his hands over his face before he says, “what.”
You roll your eyes at him before saying, “I met this boy at a party last night, but never got his name”, then Choso appears out your fucking ass behind you and says, “A boy? Really?”
“Shit Choso, what the fuck is wrong with you!” You turn around to glare and him, hitting his arm before you say, “and yes! Why!?”
Choso just stares at you with a deadpan expression before saying, “I swear you and Shoko are a couple”
You glare at Choso, then over at Sukuna who’s also glaring at Choso with a dumbfounded expression, and Gojo who’s trying to hold back his laughter, then you shout, “ANYWAY!”
Sukuna rolls his eyes, and he glares at you again, “right, party, boy, whatever. Describe him.”
“He was like, about the same height as Gojo, uhh.. earrings, I think he had a black lip piercing..”, you pauses for a moment, and you look at the ground as you try to remember, “uh.. darkish purple eyes, and long black hai-“ “absolutely the fuck not”, Sukuna cuts you off as Gojo burst out laughing.
You look up at him, and glare, “but you know who he is?!”
Sukuna nods, and he says firmly, “yes, but no way in hell you’re getting with him.”
“WHAT!?” You turn to look at Choso, and you say to Choso, “Tell him he’s being absurd! He can’t just say no when I barely even know the man!”
Choso glances at you, Sukuna, then back at you, “ehhh..”
You glare at Choso again, and mumbles “so much for having my fucking back..”, then you turn to glare at Sukuna again, “Why not!?”
Sukuna shakes his head with an almost disappointed sigh, and he says, “no, he’s one of my frat brothers.”
You pause.. frat brothers.. then the gears in your head start to turn. Frat brothers.. meaning he lives here, at the house YOU have a key to.. WE PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THESE.
You stare at Sukuna as the gears turn in your head, and he glares at you again, quickly saying “Don’t.”
You just smile smugly at him, and say, “Don’t what?”
Sukuna replies “Don’t try.”
You just keep smiling at him “orrr.. what?”
Sukuna says “I’ll change the locks.”
You reply with “I’ll just wait to steal it.”
Choso interrupts your and Sukuna’s back and forth by saying “You know, [Y/N], you’ve actually met him many times.”
You instantly whip your head around to Choso, your full attention now on him, “Who.”
Choso just stares at you for a moment before saying, “Suguru Geto.”
Nah.. ohh fuck. Nah, nah, nah.. then you slowly turn to Gojo, “No.”
Gojo just smile back at you innocently.
“YOU.. YOU MEAN THE SAME GETO WHO EVERYONE ALIVE KNOWS ABOUT YALLS GAY-CURIOUS RELATIONSHIP?! FUCK ME!”
Gojo just looks at you with a theatrical shocked expression while Choso snickers and Sukuna has the slightest smirk.
Meanwhile, you’re covering your face with your hands, then.. THEN! To top it alllll off.. Toji, AND SUGURU FUCKING GETO HIMSELF WALKS IN BECAUSE OF YOUR YELLING!
Gojo just looks over at Geto and Toji with a smile before saying specifically to spite you, “oh, hey Suguru.”
Your shoulders tense, and you stay still, hands still covering your face as you mind races to find a way to LEAVE this house, maybe even the school at this point because, what if.. no.. what if Geto heard that.. FAAAA- “Oh shit, you’re their sister I met last night, right?” Geto looks over at you with a softer smile.
Sukuna glares at him, and he nudges his arm, “Don’t flirt with my sister”, Choso just snickers from behind you while you let out the deepest sigh, wishing you killed Sukuna long ago when you were kids.
Then you rub you temples before glaring at Sukuna and mumbling, “I wish it was me and Choso as twins..”, then you looks over at Geto and smile, “yeah, I never got your name before Yuki dragged me back to Choso, I’m [Y/N] by the way.”
Sukuna just scoffs and says before Geto can reply, “You’d be bored out of your fucking mind”
You glare at Sukuna out of the corner of your eye, and quickly say back, “No, if finally get peace and quiet without you constantly fighting with Yuji.”
Sukuna rolls his eyes, and he raises his voice as he says back, “Yuji’s a dumbass!”
You scoff and glare at Sukuna, “he’s a fucking kid”
Sukuna glares back, his voice still raised, “A DUMBASS KID!”
Then you just smile smugly at Sukuna as he continues yelling about Yuji literally just being a kid, then you look at Choso who’s trying not to laugh.
You love ragebaiting Sukuna.
Then after a minute or two of Sukuna yelling, Gojo just burst out laughing again, and he cuts Sukuna off mid-whatever he was yelling about to say in between his laughing, “holy shit, you need to calm down she’s ragebaiting you!”
You just smile smugly at Sukuna as he glares back, then Choso smiles smugly at you, he turns to Geto.. you’re cooked.
Choso just smiles smugly at Geto, “So, Geto. If I remember correctly weren’t you on the phone with Yuki earlier talking about a girl you met last night?”
Geto just tenses up, and he glares at Choso out of the corner of his eye, you on the other hand just glance between them, catching onto Choso’s suggestion and you hold back a smile.
Choso, being the kindest, most amazing, glorious - okay that’s enough he’s still a bitch - brother he is presses the topic further, and starts vaguely describing you to everyone in the room before saying, “if I heard right, of course, that’s what you said to Yuki..”
Geto just goes quiet, unnervingly quiet..
Gojo just smiles smugly at the fact that not ONLY did his best friend get caught, and not ONLY did his best friend get called out, on top of that he got called out in front of the person AND that person happened to be Sukuna and Choso’s sister, then he smugly adds on, “out of all the people, you chose their sister?”
Geto just glares over at Gojo, and he hits the back of his head, Gojo whines and says, “Hey, that hurt!”
You one the other hand are smiling at Choso, and he’s looks back at you again, and he lets out a soft huff for a laugh, then both of you look over at Sukuna with matching grins, Sukuna glares between you and Choso and he says, “absolutely not, I am NOT letting my sister date anyone from this fucking frat house”
Geto looks over at Sukuna, you and Choso, then back at Sukuna, “I mean..”
Sukuna glares over at Geto, and he says “Suguru Geto.”
Geto raises an eyebrow, and he mocks Sukuna’s tone, “Ryomen Sukuna”
You nudge Choso’s shoulder and you mumble to him, “Yall got popcorn?”
Choso glances at you, and he mumbles back, “no”
You just scoff in return, watching Sukuna and Geto having a staring contest, then out of no where Gojo says, “Damn, you two go more tension than ME and Geto.”
You turn your head away to snicker, and Choso quickly turns away as well, suddenly finding a random glass on the kitchen island very interesting.
Sukuna glares at you both, then he glares at Geto again, and he repeats firmly, “you’re not dating my sister”
Then you cough and say, “I’m not opposed..”
The room goes silent. Even Toji who was just scrolling on his phone looks over and snickers.
You keep looking at a random spot on the kitchen counter, trying not to smile or make a sound as everyone else just stares at you and your sudden.. confession? Proposal? Admission? And the balls you had to say it in front of Sukuna.
The silence is broken once Choso laughs and says, “Hey! We should be happy she doesn’t want to date Toji, or Gojo!” Which then causes an offended “hey!”, from Gojo and an eye roll from Toji.
Sukuna just stares at you for a moment, and bluntly says, “No”
Geto just sighs and he runs a hand through his hair as he says, “Sukuna, we are grown ass men, and she’s a grown ass woman. Let her make her decision.”
Sukuna turns to glare at Geto, and he raises his voice again, “you’re only saying th-“
You cut him off, ignoring Sukuna entirely as you look at Geto and say, “I can give you my number and we can sort out a date.”
Sukuna just glares at you, then Geto, and he opens his mouth to yell something again, but Geto cuts him off, smiling at you as he says, “Sure.”
Oh my gosh I finally finished this..
I hope you guys like this because it’s pretty long and not only is it not my usual Inumaki (I SWEAR PART 4 IS COMING SOON!!) but it’s a fully written one. ((I also might make this like a series of like shit you get into as a triplet with Sukuna and Choso, and then Geto as your boyfriend.. but who knows!!))
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