Proud Gothamite, 24, They/he. Will update about the local drama going on. Proud owner of the @deadtiredcafe! (Always open for Rp! Magic anons welcome!)
Hello, I’m Beau, your local Gotham Citizen who’s too tired for any bullshit anymore. I’ve lived here all my life and really wish I could leave but i’m contractually bound to my baby job @deadtiredcafe. It was formerly owned by Mitchell, but now has been passed down to me.
Anyways enough about that— You’ll see a lot of shitposts, random and occasional reblogs on this blog, as well as general interactions.
@kirkbrides-faves Frankie is legally my Child. Fuck with them, fuck with me.
<ooc under cut, as well as TW>
Creeps DNI. No NSFW. Period.
Anons are treated as Gotham citizens that Beau hasn't met (strangers).
>Name
>> Beauregard Martin
>Age
>> 24
>Pronouns
>> They/them, He/him.
>Sexuality
>> Panromantic Asexual
>Appearence
>>Headshot
>>Full body
>> Tattoo reference
>> Art
>Height
>> Proudly 5’11
>Voice Description
>>Deep in the Alto-tenor range. Androgynous, smooth, neutral typically. Can be higher on the register when meaning to deceive people.
>Powers
>> None..?
>Fun Facts [Will be updated]
>> Grew up around Crime Alley.
>> Eternally smells like Coffee and spices, occasionally motor oil.
>> Inherited Dead Tired Cafe from their Great Uncle Mitchell. Will not hesitate to kick rude people out.
>> Doesn’t particularly give a shit about Rogues/Vigilantes unless they have a personal connection to them, and/or the rogues/vigilantes are being dicks. Will basically work with anyone.
>> Once got into a street fight with a Joker goon at 15 because the clown was harassing a teacher of theirs. They won. Somehow.
>> Despite having an eternal Resting Bitch Face, they’re quite friendly, if you consider being gruff and autistic friendly. They're also typically calm and collected. Not much can faze them.
>> However, when they’re on a mission, they will not let go. They’re like a pit bull. Focused, ready.. but ultimately a sweetheart underneath the intensity. If you don’t piss them off.
>> Once Haggled with Penguin about Hush money and used Angie's cheesecake against him.
>> Called Alfred on a Grayson when said Grayson was bleeding blue.
>> Doesn’t like Arkham. In the slightest.
>> Fiercely defensive of those they consider friends and family.
>Hobbies
>> Mixed Martial arts
>> Graffiti
>> Art
>> Fixing their motorcycle
Colored text - meanings
Green - Negative high energy emotions, but Mentally stable.
Yellow - Negative High Energy Emotions - Mildly Mentally stable.
Orange - Negative high energy emotions, Very mentally unstable.
Red - Negative high energy emotions, Extremely Mentally unstable.
Purple - Negative High energy emotions, Clinically Insane.
Relevant tags:
#Beau has no regards - Normal posting
#Beau crashout - crashout #1
#Beau crashout 2.0 - crashout #2
#Beau has parental regards - beau being a parent
#Beau has dating regards??? - beau dating i suppose?? idk
If you agere or have an acc that ageres with a character, please do not follow as uncomfortable or triggering subjects may be discussed on this RP blog.
Triggering topics on this blog may include:
-M//rder
-General DC darkness
-Crowbars
-Violence
-Toxins
-Manipulation
-Paranoia
-Distrust
-Panic Attacks
-Anxiety
-D//th
-Grief
Again, this is a Detective Comics role-play blog. Specifically a Batman universe role-play blog. If you are unaware of the general darkness that revolves around Gotham's lore, please educate yourself in a manner that is non-harmful to your or other's mental healths.
Anyways, always open for RP as long as it's not nsfw (Sexual). Romance is avaliable as long as it is discussed beforehand. Please do not pursue kidnapping or torturing storylines which are not lighthearted or discussed beforehand, as Mun does not want to see Beau be put through that. Please do not force storylines or act as Mun.
Word of advice from a gothamite: just don’t mess with the bats. Not a threat, just a statement. We (gothamites) have seen some shit.. and even our daily planet knows not to try that.
Just.. stick to metropolis. It’s safer.
@beau-has-no-regards
In light of the recent events, we will be sharing that statement with the competent authorities.
The prior statement has been clarified as Advice, and as such is not a threat and falls under the second amendment. I have no formal business relation or connection to the Bat Vigilantes and have openly said that I do not want any fighting whatsoever in or near my establishment, Dead Tired Cafe [henceforth ‘DTC’].
If this is a cease and desist, please send it formally to [email protected]. If conduct continues and hurts business revenue of DTC, Damages will be considered.
📲:...And you think I can help how? I stay out of Gotham terf wars. Not my business really! AHAH! Neutral zones don't exist, the moment there is one most likely it will be taken. Quicker than it was made
