emo goth yeehaw hours

unlikely to be logged in waiting for next stormlight book

[emily-e-draws]

let’s take this to the skies

[afrosamucryyy]

#fave fictional fail marriage 💜

[targsource]

Princess of Dragonstone

by zacckiell on twitter

[fireandbloodsource]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON ↳ Rhaenyra mourns the death of her son, Prince Lucerys

Lucerys Velaryon died with his dragon, Munkun insists. This is undoubtedly correct. The prince was thirteen years of age. His body was never found. And with his death, the war of ravens and envoys and marriage pacts came to an end, and the war of fire and blood began in earnest. On Dragonstone, Queen Rhaenyra collapsed when told of Luke’s death.

—Fire & Blood, The Dying of the Dragons (A Son for a Son) by George R.R. Martin.

[taakofromtv]

whoa, haven't been on in I think 2 years and honestly took several attempts to figure out what email I used. Still love magnus archives though.

[aropride]

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

[batsandboba]

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

[chaos--themralds]

\o/ <- woohoo!

[the-text-party]

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS

[mijomii]

orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them

OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)

[brightsunnydaysofcastamere]

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now

[wolfythewitch]

Painted da archivist on da plane

[moist-astronaut]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

[fullmetalballchemist-deactivate]

[wolfythewitch]

The Extinction.

Art for a Collab hosted by @mintybagels!

[evilbeast-moved]

ilove people who work at front desks of things. i can walk into a building and go to the desk and i ask how do i do this thing. and then they just fucking tell me !!!!

[evilbeast-moved]

i walked into my college found the first desk and asked hey where do i pay my student fees. did that. ok where i do find the academic advisor? got the general direction, went up to the first desk i saw, asked where to go to drop a class .awesome. went to the bookstore, walked up to the desk, asked how to find out what textbooks i need. and AGAIN they had answers for me. this is so cool thank you desk people

[evilbeast-moved]

no this is so real actually !! it always feels like you'll be expected to know everything when you do Adult Things but you don't, actually, you just need to know who to ask

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[meatfag]

I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[cummunismdyke]

[general-sleepy]

[ID: A comic of a stick figure person with dark bags under their eyes lying awake in bed at 2:39 am. Their thought bubble reads: "Zydrate comes in a little glass vial! a little glass vial? a little glass vial! and the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery, then the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy, and when the gun goes off it sparks and you're ready for surgery". END ID]

[notholaenas]

animal instinct (jackieshauna if you squint)

print shop | part 2

[evilwizard]

did you know? there is a type of metal chariot, powered by the bone-ichor of ancient dragons, that you can use to access—and quickly traverse—a labyrinthine realm of desolate, pitch-black stone known to scientists as “the american highway system”

[evilwizard]

be forewarned! the chariot does release a terrible curse that ravages the sky and boils the sea. but the King’s coffers are rich with coin from the Dragonbone Ichor Council, so there aren’t many alternatives <|:^/