This is My Life Now

Tabitha / 25. I just post what I like!

[amygdalae]

evolved past keysmashing now I moan like a beast to express ambiguously intense emotion. Ooouuuir. Eeueueuuuaaa. Aaauuuuuiiioiiiioorrggh. Ohhhhhjjg. etc.

[thegaymertrainer]

Brennan is just the best

[tikkety-tok]

[satyriconmp3]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

[halfhardtorock]

[valleycrest]

ben 10 is actually the most realistic series centering around a child who suddenly gains superpowers because he just uses them for stupid petty mundane shit

[valleycrest]

-uses my fucked up alien eldritch ghost powers to steal a golf cart-

[beans-after-midnight]

Loving the energy in the notes

[erlkoenige]

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

[batte-in-hatte]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Why are people on this website always coming in with the most accurate takes on these penguins it’s killing me

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

How we feeling, my fellow Australians?

[cinnamonrollwithit]

[majokkomaimun]

i love the vibe of the chase so much it’s fucking amazing

just, HALT, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST to OH SHIT I GOTTA GO and zooming off and then once he’s got the results it’s like, OHOHO, YOU’RE APPROACHING ME and the cop goes NOPE, NOT ANYMORE GOODBYE and becomes the chasee

[ememely]

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

[drunkenssoldier]

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

[punkrocktaire]

(both)

[guerrillatech]

[patrick-stewart]

It’s a heavy lift with a gift so humbling Always left Abuela and the family fumbling Grappling with prophecies they couldn’t understand Do you understand? Encanto (2021) 

[fullmetalfisting]

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

[fullmetalfisting]

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[fantaboy91]

We got another one boys

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[beignetbenny]