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i just misread ‘nimbus 2000′ as ‘nandos 2000′ please bury me

when you’re out with the lads and you’re having a look in Quality Quidditch Supplies and you might fancy the mulled mead at The Hog’s Head but then your mate Cedric who’s an absolute ledge and the Supreme Mugwump of Banterbury says “oi brevs let’s have a cheeky Butterbeer instead” and you’ll think “top. let’s smash it”

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FUCKS SAKE

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felitomkinson ;)

#amazing #text #Harry Potter

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#animals #photography

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nature blog

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mostly nature

#landscape #sky #trees

windfolaaaa

there sat a lady fair to look upon

The braids of her dark hair were touched by no frost; her white arms and clear face were flawless and smooth, and the light of stars was in her bright eyes, grey as a cloudless night; yet queenly she looked, and thought and knowledge were in her glance, as of one who has known many things that the years bring.

#you will unite or you will fall #i choose a mortal life

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angeryreacct

British politics

#it's funny bc it's true

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what if Discworld characters have Tumblr

I think Carrot is the type who’ll reblog those self-depreciating posts and offer words of encouragement like ‘Don’t be sad, you’re a beautiful and wonderful person with so much potential. I believe in you.’

Most of the times he reblogs violations like un-resourced art and adds a long script of offenses and punishments. He also reblogs canine creatures a lot.

Vimes doesn’t have a Tumblr but Sybil has and insists him to have one so he makes an account and instantly hates it. Calls it a mass of insanity.

Colon reblogs food a lot. Nobby reblogs bad jokes and posts lots of images of himself. He and Colon usually post stuff that gains a thousand notes, unaware of their deep sense of humor about cactus and feet and life in general. Something like that.

Cheery reblogs fashion, gender equality and chemistry.

Reg probably posts a lot about human (?) rights and social justice.

Nanny Ogg is everybody’s girlfriend. Her profile sparkles and glitters and has music automatically playing when you visit and her asks is always full.

Margrat is pretty much the same. Except that sometimes, she reblogs cleavers and swords.

Granny Weatherwax reblogs posts she doesn’t understand and asks deep questions about it, like 'I see you’re enthusiastic about this public figure, but why would you die because of him/her? Is he/she worthy of your life? I don’t get it’ to challenging remarks like 'You’re sick.’

Ponder reblogs and posts science stuff and the wonders of the universe. He’s quite popular.

All the wizards reblog food. Ridcully’s posts are all in capslock.

Leonard posts his drawings and ideas and everyone thinks he’s cool.

I don’t even want to imagine what Vetinari does if he ever had a Tumblr. Probably reblogs every post with wrong grammar and corrects it I dunno

#discworld #tumblr

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Midnight City by M83 on a Harp

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Harps are so cool.

#music #m83 #audio

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modern AUs that I need in my life

I just woke up from a 6 month coma and I don’t remember anything about the past 5 years but that’s kind of okay because as a trade-off this gorgeous stranger sitting at my bedside is saying he’s my husband

The benefit of being the only adult in this college course is commiserating about the woes of single-daddom over a beer with the hot professor

Wait, I’m just the cameraman, I can’t fill in for the missing porn star on this set, wait a second no you don’t understa-

We’re actors on a popular tv series and our two characters weren’t written to be a couple, but the fans are salivating over our onscreen “chemistry”, and now the director decided to change the script to add more sexual tension - how the hell am I supposed to keep my offscreen crush hidden now?

Will you marry me? Also, surprise, I’m actually foreign royalty

My incredibly attractive new boss is an asshole and I’m 97% positive he’s been consistently staring at my ass whenever I leave the room

I’m sorry my kid punched your kid in the face, can I make it up to you over dinner?

#otp #text

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From Cazadora de inspiración.

#art #embroidery

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Angua by Ewela1130

#discworld #angua

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“This is it, Master Baggins. The Lonely Planet. Erebor”

#art #a dangerous business going out your door #there is no choice not for me #au

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I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole

#writing #inspiration #possibly

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me: *is scrolling tumblr beside my friend who is also scrolling tumblr* me: *sees post relevant to friend’s interests* me: *turns laptop slightly so friend can see post* me: *points* friend: *makes nonverbal sound of extreme joy* me: *returns to regularly scheduled scrolling* my work here is done