Taco_Baron

Don't know what you expect to find here, but have fun I guess

[probuccalfat]

people say shit to me and i wish i could hold up a flashcard or something that’s just this

[probuccalfat]

my favourite thing is that everyone unanimously said “this post is about people in my life who use chatgpt”

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Well you wouldn’t be discriminated against if you just hid everything about who you are from everyone”

Hey. Hey. Listen. Come close. Closer. Yeah. Listen.

*blows an air horn in your ear*

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know as a trans person especially it’s wack to hear gay people make this kind of argument.

“You could just not transition” or “You could just stay stealth”

And you could just pretend to be straight forever and cheat on your spouse that you never loved in the first place and die of stress and alcoholism related causes in your 60s. But you know that that’s generally not a good time so you’re not doing that. Connect the dots, bitch. I’m not the enemy here.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“I don’t understand the whole trans thing”

And a lot of people don’t understand the whole gay thing so why don’t why don’t you shut the hell your mouth up

[ozempicofficial]

[faefaeamy]

It's the color theory

[taco-baron]

This belongs on that toilets with threatening auras fb page ngl

[moggiepillar]

Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.

[myfootyrthroat]

Yeah, we wanted legal marriages because your spouse's horrid family could show up, get you kicked out of the hospital, steal all of their stuff, and there was nothing you could do about it.

[moggiepillar]

When my wife went in for surgery before we got married, it was me and her horrifically homophobic mother in the surgery center waiting room and I knew without a doubt that if anything went wrong, I would be expected to leave without any access to her belongings, the pictures of us on her phone, or the funeral itself, and the obituary would not mention me or our relationship at all.

And that was after almost a decade of marriage equality! The fear and anxiety leading up to that surgery and the recovery process after reinforced for me just how important marriage can be. It’s a form of self-determination.

[madamtrashbat]

Lest we forget

(Image of Electric Fan (Feel It Motherfuckers) by John Boskovich)

[adandelioninspring]

[nickelodeonhistory]

cartoon network on nickelodeon in 1999. an off-channel promo for cartoon cartoon fridays snuck onto nick’s airwaves via unmonitored local ad buys.

[chongoblog]

An unbelievable power play

[seriousfic]

Nickelodeon execs watching their own channel:

[taco-baron]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Dear God. My blog is a teenager

[otherwindow]

[punkryuki]

[quakerjoe]

[sapphotash]

has anyone done this yet

(click for higher quality)

[viralfrog]

[viralfrog]

[memewhore]

[truestoriesaboutme]

The fucked up thing is that Texas actually looks like this

[skautism]

[jorbs-palace]

[gif87a-com]

Pipe expanding machine

[pjackk]

Wowww

[jasminetea-nightsky]

[bonyassfish]

[aeschylus-stan-account]

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[redskye572]

Reblogging just because it’s golden and it’s a potato. 🤷‍♀️

[lokilockedcougar]

[broodybelly]

[taco-baron]

I want to thank all millennials for helping manifest another banking collapse so we can buy homes.