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I made a little tune but I didnāt know what to use it for. So. I made this.
perfect use
@seeyouguyslater
How much do weapons weigh?
Not as much as you might think.
Games often overestimate how much a sword or an axe weighs, and the assumption that many people make is that this lump of steel in your hand is a great burden, although this assumption has been working is way out.
The simple fact of the matter is, medieval weapons are quite light.
The medieval Arming Sword, the single most common sword of the middle ages. One handed, ext to carry, you wouldnāt expect this one to be that heavy, and it isnāt. Arming Swords tend to weigh between 3 and 4 pounds / 1ā and 1.8kg, thatās it! This particular example weighs 3 lbs. 11 oz / 1.6kg.
The Longsword, a much longer weapon than the Arming Sword, as the name implies, and obviously much heavier. But itās not.
Standard Longswords, especially later period ones designed more for thrusting (like the one pictured above,) can be shockingly light. They can weigh in the same range as arming swords, although they can weigh more as well.
Longswords tend to sit between 3 and 5 pounds / 1ā and 2.25kg, and this example is 3 lbs. 7oz. / 1.5kg meaning it weighs less than the Arming Sword pictured before!
The Rapier, a famously light and nimble weapon that is also clouded in a fog of incorrect assumptions. The rapier is a long weapon. This example measures 45 inches in the blade and isnāt even among the longest Iāve seen.
Including all that weight from the steel basket around your hand, and it starts to add up. Rapiers can however be quite light, so including the extremes of the spectrum you end up with a range of between 2.5 pounds and 5 pounds / 1.1 and 2.25kg. This particular example is on the lighter side, weighing 2 lbs. 13 oz / 1.3kg.
The Zweihander, the famous greatsword, surely this is a much heavier weapons! Well of course itās heavier than the others, the entire thing is five and a half feet tall, however they are deceptively light.
Zweihander weigh, on average, 6 pounds / 2.7kg. Thatās it, only 6 pounds. Some on the heavier side weigh about 7lbs / 3.1kg, but they rarely exceed that. This example weighs 6 lbs. 2 oz. / 2.8kg.
Moving away from swords, axes will surely be heavier, wonāt they? Think again.
There is an important distinction between battle axes and wood cutting axes. Battle Axe heads tend to be thin, very thin, good for cutting flesh and bone, and easier to wield. Wood cutting heads are wider so as to be more robust, and split wood open more efficiently, and letās not even talk about splitting mauls.
As such, one handed battle aces like this tend only to weigh between 1 and 4 pounds / 0.45 and 1.8kg. They can be very very light! The example is 1 lb. 7 oz. / 0.65kg.
Warhammer even tend to stick to that same range, between 1 and 4 pounds / 0.45 and 1.80. This example is 2 lbs. 8 oz / 1.15kg.
Itās only once you reach polearms that you begin getting heavier weights. The weights of a polearm is greatly changed by the length of itās shaft, which can vary greatly, so these numbers will be somewhat more flexible.
Spears tend to be the lightest polearms, often weighing between 3 and 6 pounds / 1.ā and 2.7kg, with this example coming in at 4 lbs. even / 1.8kg.
Poleaxes, tending to be on the shorter end of polearms, also tend to be lighter. Interestingly, the examples Iāve seen are quite consistent, and all weigh between 6 and 7 pounds / 2.7 and 3.175kg, though greater variation is possible. This example weighs 6 lbs. 9 oz / 3kg.
Halberds tend to be even heavier, though examples in museums tend to have hafts that are too short simply for storage and display purposes.
As such, the weights tend to be somewhat off, however we know from period sources and good modern reproductions that properly sized balberds tend to be about 8 pounds. This museum piece fits the ātoo lightā mould, and weighs 5 lbs. 10 oz / 2.5kg.
For the purposes of giving you (the reader) a proper appreciation of what the pike is, I elected to not use a museum photo for this one, so you can see their full scale.
The pike is a massive weapon, and these piles being used by reenactors in this photo are quite short. On the shorter end, they measured over 10 feet / 3m in length, and on the lookout get end occasionally hit 30 feet / 9.1m !
These could be the heaviest melee weapons typically used in medieval/renaissance warfare, and even these only weigh between 5 and 13 pounds / 2.25 and 5.9kg.
With your heaviest weapons only weighing 13 pounds at their most extreme, this paints a good picture of how light these hand weapons tended to be. Something for RPG and video game developers to keep in mind in the future.
- mod Armet
So what youāre telling me is that virtually every medieval weapon is out weighed by my CAT?
my cat is 17 pounds every single one of those is
n o t h i n g
ā¦.iām imagining a battlefield of medieval warriors armed with nothing but armfuls of very angry felines
OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!
Iāve been searching for this for 20 minutes.
Iām making bread
bread boys
my sons!
THEYāRE DELICIOUS
frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power
she weaponized her gag gift im crying
Cougar!Glynda teaches a class for the girls to handle the powerful musk of an alpha male. She gets resident alpha Horse!Jaune to act as an example. Puppy!Ruby, Cow!Nora, and Lioness!Cinder to join in with a hands on demonstration.
āAlright ladies, this class is to teach you all how to control yourselves around an Alpha.ā Glynda Goodwitch stood up at her podium on the right side of the stage. Jaune Arc stood in the center of the stage, completely naked with his large cock hanging free. Goodwitchās cougar ears were alert and stayed that way till all the chatter ended. āThe musk of an alpha can rob you of your senses and rob you of all reason. While in the short-term you might love if you may come to regret it down the road. Now Mr. Arc has agreed to help me in this demonstration. Do I have any volunteers from the audience.ā
Every girlās hand went up, the sight of the massive horse cock in front of them already ensnaring them. Glynda quickly picked out three people that she hoped would be able to hold themselves together. āNora Valkyrie, Cinder Fall, Ruby Rose.ā The three girls chosen made their way down to the stage.
Noraās horns glinted in the light, small spots on her shirt showed that she was lactating, even the pads she used werenāt much use. Rubyās tail wagged while her ears were up in the air, her dual traits as much a rarity as her eyes. Cinder walked with confidence, her tail swinging behind her with each step she took. Glynda nodded to each girl as they stepped into the stage, she looked back at the audience only to stop when moans reached her ears. She looked back to see Nora on all fours, her tits leaking milk onto the floor as Jaune thrust into her pussy.
āMs. Valkyrie!!!ā
āIām sooooryy proofeserā¦.. itās just so gooood. I canāt resi⦠Ahhhh!!ā Nora came right there, Jaune thrusting away the entire time. Ruby was shaking as she stood there watching as her best friend/secret crush thrust away into his teammate. Glynda was going on about ways to avoid falling to Musk, ālike Ms. Valkyrie is doing right nowā, but she was barley even half-listening, her focus on Noraās expanding belly, Jauneās cum forcing it to expand, and her gushing tits. When Jaune exited Nora she lost it at the sight of his cock covered in his and Noraās sexual emissions.
Shedding off her clothes in an instant she rushed Jaune and stuck his cock down her throat. She choked on it at first and pulled back so only the tip was in her mouth. Jauneās hand came up and began to pet her around her ears, an act he had performed many times before unaware of how much she trusted him to allow the act. Jauneās has moves away from her head and both then wrap around her waist and picked her up, his dick falling from her mouth as he made it so she was looking him in the eyes.
āRuby, do you want this?ā Itās clear he needs to here this, he wonāt go forward with it if she is unwilling. Ruby nods and she is then slowly lowered onto his cock, soon reaching her cervix and stopping there. A bulge visible on her stomach. Jaune pressed his mouth to her ears and whispered sweet nothings to her as she grew used to the feeling of the large cock stretching her snatch to fit his girth. His words only added to her blush and every other girl whose traits allowed them to hear his words. Rubyās tail soon begins to wag as all discomfort begins to leave and only pleasure remained. Kissing Jaune along his neck she whispered into his ear.
āYou can pick up the pace. Make me yours, my Knight.ā Jaune felt a shiver at her name for him and began to bounce her on his cock, her cervix being hit with every thrust. Rubyās eyes rolled into the back of her head as she cried out. Orgasm after orgasm squirting through the tight seal Jauneās cock had made with her pussy.
āRuby, Iām going to cum.ā Ruby wrapped her legs around Jauneās waist and her arms around his chest.
āInside me. Mark me as your bitch.ā Jaune groaned at Rubyās words and came. Rubyās eyes rolled back into her head and Jaune kissed her on the forehead as he lowered her to the floor. Nora crawled over from where she had been sitting, masturbating the entire time, and began to eat Ruby out. Lapping up whatever of Jauneās seed flowed out of Rubyās cunt. Jauneās attention was then drawn to Cinder crawling over to him, her gorgeous body on view for anyone to see, her tail twisting in the air, a seductive smirk causing his blood to boil. Her crawl was like an actual lioness on the prowl.
āYou did such a marvelous job with those little girls Jaune.ā Cinder crawled behind him and pressed her breasts into his back. Her hands began roaming over his chest, feeling out every part and likening what she found. āYou truly are an alpha, but such weak little girls arenāt a good test. Allow me to show you how a woman feels.ā Cinder slides around him, her tail brushing up against his side on the way around. There she begins to worship his cock, licking up from the base to the tip and cleaning it of all the cum that it was once drenched in. Jaune groaned at her actions, Cinder smirked thinking he was putty in her hands. Glynda wanted her to show how to overcome an alphaās musk, well sheād show this class and gain a stud. She then took the tip into her mouth and sucked on it, planning on teasing him until he begged for release. Then she felt his hands on her head and was shoved all the way to the base of his cock where she choked on it.
āYou donāt get to insult them. You think your so great but Iām the end Iām going to make sure you break. Youāll be a pet for me and anyone I want you to serve.ā Cinder couldnāt even argue back, to busy trying to get oxygen. Twisting her hair into a makeshift ponytail Jaune lifted her off his cock enough so that she could breathe again and then thrust her back down. Cinder shook and slapped his leg but he showed no mercy, her attempts to make him stop mad worthless by the pool of arousal gathering under her legs. Pulling Cinder off his cock Jaune finished himself off and covered her in his cum.
āNow letās make sure you know your place, Omega.ā Cinderās eyes widened at that, he was saying she would be the lowest member of his pack, a toy for every member. She tried to fight back but he began to beat his cock against her face, covering her in her own saliva. She accepted being forced on all fours and made to face the audience. Cinder readied herself only to squeal when Jauneās cock entered her ass instead.
āWhat are you doing!!!!ā
āPutting an Omega in her place.ā A slap to her ass punctuated each word. Cinder moaned at the slaps. āOh good, my new Omega is an masochist. That means I donāt have to hold back.ā Jauneās thrusts increased in intensity and Cinderās cries increased in volume but it became clear that they werenāt made from pain. Everyone watched as Cinder, the woman regarded as the best female student alpha at the school was broken down, cumming from her ass being stretched out and begging for Jaune to abuse her. After a half-hour of thrusting into her ass Jaune finally let go and released everything she had been holding back, Cinder moaned into the floor where she laid facedown as her backside was filled with cum.
āYou will be at my room tonight for more training wearing only a collar, bring a leash to go with it.ā Cinder moaned out a yes and Jaune sat back down to take a breather. He looked up to feel a mouth close around his balls, looking down he saw the Goodwitch was the one to do it, her resistance to his musk having run out during Cinderās punishment. He pulled back and grabbed her hair to line her up. A smirk crossed Jauneās lips as he shoved his cock into her mouth, the so-called Unbreakable Cougar was having his dick shoved down his throat and loving it. Soon Glynda joined Cinder face down on the ground with cum leaking out of her ass while Jaune was cleaned off once more by Nora and Ruby.
As for the rest of the class not a single hand wasnāt either being used for anything other than fingering themselves or playing with their breasts, each one planning a way to get some Arc-cock.
Cougar!Glynda teaches a class for the girls to handle the powerful musk of an alpha male. She gets resident alpha Horse!Jaune to act as an example. Puppy!Ruby, Cow!Nora, and Lioness!Cinder to join in with a hands on demonstration.
āAlright ladies, this class is to teach you all how to control yourselves around an Alpha.ā Glynda Goodwitch stood up at her podium on the right side of the stage. Jaune Arc stood in the center of the stage, completely naked with his large cock hanging free. Goodwitchās cougar ears were alert and stayed that way till all the chatter ended. āThe musk of an alpha can rob you of your senses and rob you of all reason. While in the short-term you might love if you may come to regret it down the road. Now Mr. Arc has agreed to help me in this demonstration. Do I have any volunteers from the audience.ā
Every girlās hand went up, the sight of the massive horse cock in front of them already ensnaring them. Glynda quickly picked out three people that she hoped would be able to hold themselves together. āNora Valkyrie, Cinder Fall, Ruby Rose.ā The three girls chosen made their way down to the stage.
Noraās horns glinted in the light, small spots on her shirt showed that she was lactating, even the pads she used werenāt much use. Rubyās tail wagged while her ears were up in the air, her dual traits as much a rarity as her eyes. Cinder walked with confidence, her tail swinging behind her with each step she took. Glynda nodded to each girl as they stepped into the stage, she looked back at the audience only to stop when moans reached her ears. She looked back to see Nora on all fours, her tits leaking milk onto the floor as Jaune thrust into her pussy.
āMs. Valkyrie!!!ā
āIām sooooryy proofeserā¦.. itās just so gooood. I canāt resi⦠Ahhhh!!ā Nora came right there, Jaune thrusting away the entire time. Ruby was shaking as she stood there watching as her best friend/secret crush thrust away into his teammate. Glynda was going on about ways to avoid falling to Musk, ālike Ms. Valkyrie is doing right nowā, but she was barley even half-listening, her focus on Noraās expanding belly, Jauneās cum forcing it to expand, and her gushing tits. When Jaune exited Nora she lost it at the sight of his cock covered in his and Noraās sexual emissions.
Shedding off her clothes in an instant she rushed Jaune and stuck his cock down her throat. She choked on it at first and pulled back so only the tip was in her mouth. Jauneās hand came up and began to pet her around her ears, an act he had performed many times before unaware of how much she trusted him to allow the act. Jauneās has moves away from her head and both then wrap around her waist and picked her up, his dick falling from her mouth as he made it so she was looking him in the eyes.
āRuby, do you want this?ā Itās clear he needs to here this, he wonāt go forward with it if she is unwilling. Ruby nods and she is then slowly lowered onto his cock, soon reaching her cervix and stopping there. A bulge visible on her stomach. Jaune pressed his mouth to her ears and whispered sweet nothings to her as she grew used to the feeling of the large cock stretching her snatch to fit his girth. His words only added to her blush and every other girl whose traits allowed them to hear his words. Rubyās tail soon begins to wag as all discomfort begins to leave and only pleasure remained. Kissing Jaune along his neck she whispered into his ear.
āYou can pick up the pace. Make me yours, my Knight.ā Jaune felt a shiver at her name for him and began to bounce her on his cock, her cervix being hit with every thrust. Rubyās eyes rolled into the back of her head as she cried out. Orgasm after orgasm squirting through the tight seal Jauneās cock had made with her pussy.
āRuby, Iām going to cum.ā Ruby wrapped her legs around Jauneās waist and her arms around his chest.
āInside me. Mark me as your bitch.ā Jaune groaned at Rubyās words and came. Rubyās eyes rolled back into her head and Jaune kissed her on the forehead as he lowered her to the floor. Nora crawled over from where she had been sitting, masturbating the entire time, and began to eat Ruby out. Lapping up whatever of Jauneās seed flowed out of Rubyās cunt. Jauneās attention was then drawn to Cinder crawling over to him, her gorgeous body on view for anyone to see, her tail twisting in the air, a seductive smirk causing his blood to boil. Her crawl was like an actual lioness on the prowl.
āYou did such a marvelous job with those little girls Jaune.ā Cinder crawled behind him and pressed her breasts into his back. Her hands began roaming over his chest, feeling out every part and likening what she found. āYou truly are an alpha, but such weak little girls arenāt a good test. Allow me to show you how a woman feels.ā Cinder slides around him, her tail brushing up against his side on the way around. There she begins to worship his cock, licking up from the base to the tip and cleaning it of all the cum that it was once drenched in. Jaune groaned at her actions, Cinder smirked thinking he was putty in her hands. Glynda wanted her to show how to overcome an alphaās musk, well sheād show this class and gain a stud. She then took the tip into her mouth and sucked on it, planning on teasing him until he begged for release. Then she felt his hands on her head and was shoved all the way to the base of his cock where she choked on it.
āYou donāt get to insult them. You think your so great but Iām the end Iām going to make sure you break. Youāll be a pet for me and anyone I want you to serve.ā Cinder couldnāt even argue back, to busy trying to get oxygen. Twisting her hair into a makeshift ponytail Jaune lifted her off his cock enough so that she could breathe again and then thrust her back down. Cinder shook and slapped his leg but he showed no mercy, her attempts to make him stop mad worthless by the pool of arousal gathering under her legs. Pulling Cinder off his cock Jaune finished himself off and covered her in his cum.
āNow letās make sure you know your place, Omega.ā Cinderās eyes widened at that, he was saying she would be the lowest member of his pack, a toy for every member. She tried to fight back but he began to beat his cock against her face, covering her in her own saliva. She accepted being forced on all fours and made to face the audience. Cinder readied herself only to squeal when Jauneās cock entered her ass instead.
āWhat are you doing!!!!ā
āPutting an Omega in her place.ā A slap to her ass punctuated each word. Cinder moaned at the slaps. āOh good, my new Omega is an masochist. That means I donāt have to hold back.ā Jauneās thrusts increased in intensity and Cinderās cries increased in volume but it became clear that they werenāt made from pain. Everyone watched as Cinder, the woman regarded as the best female student alpha at the school was broken down, cumming from her ass being stretched out and begging for Jaune to abuse her. After a half-hour of thrusting into her ass Jaune finally let go and released everything she had been holding back, Cinder moaned into the floor where she laid facedown as her backside was filled with cum.
āYou will be at my room tonight for more training wearing only a collar, bring a leash to go with it.ā Cinder moaned out a yes and Jaune sat back down to take a breather. He looked up to feel a mouth close around his balls, looking down he saw the Goodwitch was the one to do it, her resistance to his musk having run out during Cinderās punishment. He pulled back and grabbed her hair to line her up. A smirk crossed Jauneās lips as he shoved his cock into her mouth, the so-called Unbreakable Cougar was having his dick shoved down his throat and loving it. Soon Glynda joined Cinder face down on the ground with cum leaking out of her ass while Jaune was cleaned off once more by Nora and Ruby.
As for the rest of the class not a single hand wasnāt either being used for anything other than fingering themselves or playing with their breasts, each one planning a way to get some Arc-cock.
How about a bull Jaune being asked by cow faunus Glynda to breed her?
Every student in Beacon thought two things about Glynda Goodwitch. The first was that her Faunus trait had to be the massive mammaries that drew all eyes with every step she took. The second was that her frigid nature never left. Both thoughts were wrong.
The blond cow Faunus moaned as her chosen mate rammed his cock against her cervix once more. Glynda had pulled Jaune away under the guise of a detention and then once they were sequestered away in her private quarters she lost all control and threw off her clothes, exposing the beautiful body that most would die to see. Her heat had crept up on her and Glynda was desperate for release. She got on all fours and begged Jaune to breed her. Only an insane man would say no to the blushing beauty that was Glynda Goodwitch at the moment.
As Jaune plunged his large cock, his bull Faunus heritage combined with Arc genes, into his teacher he played with the small horns jutting out of Goodwitchās head, Her usual hairstyle often hid them away but they became visible once her hair was let down, with one hand while the other mauled her breasts. Switching from one to the other every few seconds.
āWhat do you think everyone would say if they saw you now? The great Glynda Goodwitch on her back and begging to be knocked up by her student.ā Glynda panted for a few seconds, trying to bring herself back into control under Jauneās rough thrusts and harsh mauling of her breasts.
āThe girls woā¦uld be jealous that I got this thick cock all to myself while the men would be jealous of you. Making the Witch of Beacon you personal breeding stock, a fantasy they all have but now it will never happen. Please my alpha, breed me.ā Unable to resist the pleading look, enhanced by the atomic blush Glynda had had since they began. Jaune rammed forward, burying himself to the hilt in Glynda while her cervix gave way and her womb was soon filled.ā
āAHHHHHHH!!!!!ā With a cry Glynda had an orgasm that outdid the dozen or so she had been given so far. Jaune soon followed, the sensation of her womb making him release right then and there. The cow faunusās stomach expanded to hold all the seed pouring into her. It filled her up so much that Jaune was forced out of Glynda, the remainder of his load coating his heiferās breasts. Despite the orgasmic haze she was in Glynda dutifully gathered and swallowed her alphaās cum. The sight kept Jaune hard and he soon began to facefuck his cow using her hair to pull her to the very end of his shaft. The feel of Glyndaās tight throat soon gave way to another climax for Jaune, filling Glyndaās stomach with seed and expanding her stomach even more. The feeling was too much for Glynda and she passed out. Jaune cleaned her off and used a dildo to plug up Glyndaās pussy, sealing his seed inside her, before tucking her into bed.
āMr. Arc, you have another detention with me. Now hurry along.ā Jaune called out to his friends that he would see them later as Glynda dragged him away. Once reaching her quarters again Glynda stripped down, revealing her cow printed bikini with slits for her nipples and pussy. A tattoo stating āProperty of Arcā was now prominent across her shapely ass. She got on all fours as Jaune began to remove his clothes.
āCome now Alpha, please ensure that your heifer will carry your children.ā Jaune was on her before she was even finished.
ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.
Iāve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]
I didnāt realise how much 2 million was and i couldnāt take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.
Heās convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Letās prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre itās left in the dust.
You donāt have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so letās make him suffer with it!!
Iām counting on you!!!
Remember itās 2,000,000!
REBLOG PEOPLE
Everyone reblog this
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You pick up a small device. On itās small screen it simply says āone skill point remainingā and a list of 8 attributes. You click on Strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little. The screen now says āLevel up to gain more skill pointsā
*jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racquet swinging at rats with wild abandon*
Breaking in the New Girl
Hello! This is a commission written for @mageltiger and it was fun to write!
If you have an interest in commissioning some writing from me, feel free to email me at [email protected]. (Take note of the second i in indiecent.)
Characters: Yang, Unnamed Boys Words: 4,551 Kinks: Exhibitionism, Humiliation, Rape, Extreme Sex, Deformation, Extreme Insertions
Summary: Yang enrolls herself in a new class in hopes of obtaining better training for the future, only for certain challenges to pop out when she least expected. Once the day is done, her classmates invite her for a special sort of ābondingā as a group. (First half of the story focuses on Exhibitionism and humiliation, then shifts to extreme sex.)
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