Uncle Tom (Thumb)

@tsaking1

miketheawesomenesss

WAVES!1! yu seem very kewl, I like yur pfp :D *skidaddles away*

WAVES BACK!!!! And thank you!!! I found it off Pinterest heh..

pinterest is my hubby heh..! @pinterest-totally

mehmeh the gecko bit my hand off I have no idea how they did it

Uh-

@leprechaun-stealerofgold do you have a way to make people regrow their limbs?

gimme a sec

*he steps into some sort of backroom for a few minutes, and you can hear the clanking of glass, and liquids being poured*

*they don't question it, they've seen and heard more question-provoking things*

*a few minutes later, theres a big boom, the door shoots open and bangs the wall, and black smoke pours out of the room, with the entire room and leps outfit all covered in some black substance*

HERE!! *he hands you a black shamrock shake*

... Alright...

@tactical-tomthvmb drink this *they hand Tom the shake*

looks weird..I don't wanna mehmeh :c *he pushed the glass softly away*

Well, this is really the only option Tom. I'm not on good terms with the gimmick doctor.

ehhh..I think I'm fine with no right hand, I mean I'm left handed anyway *he holds up his gone right hand, crimson red blood dripping down his arm* kinda hurts but its alr

It's not alright, you're bleeding. Drink the shamrock shake, please

thereal-lobotomy-corporation

but mamaaaa...hmfp..fine. *he grabbed the shake, chugging it down with a look of disgust on his face* tastes like slugs mixed with gasoline.

I... I don't think... That's gonna help...

I don't feel so good *he faints, falling on top of some boxes then floating in the air slowly*

mehmeh the gecko bit my hand off I have no idea how they did it

Uh-

@leprechaun-stealerofgold do you have a way to make people regrow their limbs?

gimme a sec

*he steps into some sort of backroom for a few minutes, and you can hear the clanking of glass, and liquids being poured*

*they don't question it, they've seen and heard more question-provoking things*

*a few minutes later, theres a big boom, the door shoots open and bangs the wall, and black smoke pours out of the room, with the entire room and leps outfit all covered in some black substance*

HERE!! *he hands you a black shamrock shake*

... Alright...

@tactical-tomthvmb drink this *they hand Tom the shake*

looks weird..I don't wanna mehmeh :c *he pushed the glass softly away*

Well, this is really the only option Tom. I'm not on good terms with the gimmick doctor.

ehhh..I think I'm fine with no right hand, I mean I'm left handed anyway *he holds up his gone right hand, crimson red blood dripping down his arm* kinda hurts but its alr

It's not alright, you're bleeding. Drink the shamrock shake, please

but mamaaaa...hmfp..fine. *he grabbed the shake, chugging it down with a look of disgust on his face* tastes like slugs mixed with gasoline.

mehmeh the gecko bit my hand off I have no idea how they did it

Uh-

@leprechaun-stealerofgold do you have a way to make people regrow their limbs?

gimme a sec

*he steps into some sort of backroom for a few minutes, and you can hear the clanking of glass, and liquids being poured*

*they don't question it, they've seen and heard more question-provoking things*

*a few minutes later, theres a big boom, the door shoots open and bangs the wall, and black smoke pours out of the room, with the entire room and leps outfit all covered in some black substance*

HERE!! *he hands you a black shamrock shake*

... Alright...

@tactical-tomthvmb drink this *they hand Tom the shake*

looks weird..I don't wanna mehmeh :c *he pushed the glass softly away*

Well, this is really the only option Tom. I'm not on good terms with the gimmick doctor.

ehhh..I think I'm fine with no right hand, I mean I'm left handed anyway *he holds up his gone right hand, crimson red blood dripping down his arm* kinda hurts but its alr

mehmeh the gecko bit my hand off I have no idea how they did it

Uh-

@leprechaun-stealerofgold do you have a way to make people regrow their limbs?

gimme a sec

*he steps into some sort of backroom for a few minutes, and you can hear the clanking of glass, and liquids being poured*

*they don't question it, they've seen and heard more question-provoking things*

*a few minutes later, theres a big boom, the door shoots open and bangs the wall, and black smoke pours out of the room, with the entire room and leps outfit all covered in some black substance*

HERE!! *he hands you a black shamrock shake*

... Alright...

@tactical-tomthvmb drink this *they hand Tom the shake*

looks weird..I don't wanna mehmeh :c *he pushed the glass softly away*

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flightless-boy

the only day you can reblog this

There’s never a bad day to reblog this

mehmeh mama mehmeh mama mama mama mama mehmeh mehmeh *he pokes your cheek a LOT of times*

Yes, Tom?

this thing was outside

I-

Y'know what, I'm not even gonna question it

he said he wanted to make me explode if I asked him another question, so I asked another one and HE exploded

A-alright??

mehmeh I have one more question

Yeah, what is it?

may we get a pet leopard gecko

Sure why not

I'll make sure your siblings don't eat it, on accident or on purpose

i think you should look out for us so it don't eat us

I'll make sure nothing happens

Hold on this is something all your siblings need to hear

@wikipedia-the-non-official @class-dojo-officially @passive-inc @eeyeeleess @meatierbunger @leprechaun-stealerofgold

No one eats the gecko and the gecko doesn't eat anyone, alright?

#tom thumb #tom thumb posting #sleep

*HONK mimimimimi...HONK HONK mimimimimimi..*

mehmeh mama mehmeh mama mama mama mama mehmeh mehmeh *he pokes your cheek a LOT of times*

Yes, Tom?

this thing was outside

I-

Y'know what, I'm not even gonna question it

he said he wanted to make me explode if I asked him another question, so I asked another one and HE exploded

A-alright??

mehmeh I have one more question

Yeah, what is it?

may we get a pet leopard gecko

Sure why not

I'll make sure your siblings don't eat it, on accident or on purpose

#tom thumb #tom thumb posting #I would prob eat it #leopard gecko

i think you should look out for us so it don't eat us

mehmeh mama mehmeh mama mama mama mama mehmeh mehmeh *he pokes your cheek a LOT of times*

Yes, Tom?

this thing was outside

I-

Y'know what, I'm not even gonna question it

he said he wanted to make me explode if I asked him another question, so I asked another one and HE exploded

A-alright??

mehmeh I have one more question

Yeah, what is it?

#tom thumb posting #tom thumb

may we get a pet leopard gecko

mehmeh mama mehmeh mama mama mama mama mehmeh mehmeh *he pokes your cheek a LOT of times*

Yes, Tom?

this thing was outside

I-

Y'know what, I'm not even gonna question it

he said he wanted to make me explode if I asked him another question, so I asked another one and HE exploded

A-alright??

mehmeh I have one more question

mehmeh mama mehmeh mama mama mama mama mehmeh mehmeh *he pokes your cheek a LOT of times*

Yes, Tom?

this thing was outside

I-

Y'know what, I'm not even gonna question it

he said he wanted to make me explode if I asked him another question, so I asked another one and HE exploded

mehmeh mama mehmeh mama mama mama mama mehmeh mehmeh *he pokes your cheek a LOT of times*

Yes, Tom?

this thing was outside