keep it in your pants

Yamaguchi looks so grumpy at this turn of events Tsukishima can’t help but to laugh. Raising his phone he snaps another picture, this time of Yamaguchi, half-goth half-naked, holding the offending pants in front of him.

“Yeah, fries, sure,” all this was definitely work a box of fries later, “Your shirt looks great with your boxers by the way. Is this what they mean by ‘pastel goth’?”

#assholeprincetsukishima #{ im so sorry about the mic dropping its really not needed }

Yamaguchi scowled at the blonde and dropped the pants onto the floor.

“You better not send those to anybody or I swear... And sure go ahead and make fun of me Tsukki, at least I don’t wear Jurassic Park boxers that were made for a 10 year old.”

Drop the mic Yamaguchi. Go ahead and drop it.

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send me ‘ hc ‘ + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

#ask meme #{ please this sounds fun }

Tsukishima raised his phone to snap a picture of the (almost) complete look. At least before the pants ripped. Or maybe burst was the right adjective.

“Right, of course they do. I still say this was the worst idea.”

But still, there was some humor to all of this. Tsukishima snorts at the look on Yamaguchi’s face in the picture, “Alright, now take those off before you hurt yourself.”

#assholeprincetsukishima #{ IM GLAD BECAUSE SO AM I}

Yamaguchi frowned and peeled the pants off of his legs, finally letting them breathe.

“You still owe me some fries though.” He said stubbornly. At least the shirt and the cuff looked good, but maybe next time he should take a closer look at the sizes and not try to squeeze into a pair of jeans that would fit Yachi.

If anything, he’s a little concerned that Yamaguchi managed to clasp those pants. It was definitely a struggle for him, and he looks very uncomfortable.

“Yeah yeah, next time we’re out somewhere. Can you even move in those? Or breathe?”

#assholeprincetsukishima #{ woah surprise new icons}

Moving was hard to manage and somehow, breathing proved to be an even harder task. But he could do it... barely...

“Y-Yeah, Tsukki!!! These things feel great i could wear them all day!!”

What. a. liar.

{ send me ask memes please im thirsty for some rp }

#// ooc

ATTRACTION MEME ;;

If your muse is attracted to my muse’s LOOKS, send a ➤ !! If your muse is attracted to my muse’s PERSONALITY, send a ★ !! If your muse is attracted to mine ROMANTICALLY, send a ❥ !! If your muse is attracted to mine PLATONICALLY, send a ✿ !! If your muse is attracted to mine SEXUALLY, send a Ⓡ !! If your muse is has POTENTIAL to be attracted to mine in any of the above, send a ↳ , along with the symbol has potential !! If it’s UNREQUITED, send a ☢ along with the symbol of which is unrequited !!

#ask meme

{ kinda random but do any of you have suggestions on icon editing and stuff like... how do you make such cool icons :0 }

#mun talks

i’ll be waiting for it. you might even say i’m… betting on it.

#bespectacledcrow #{ i have no words only emotions. and this icon i just made }

tone it down with the aggressive screaming and i’ll consider it.

#bespectacledcrow #{ now im casually jamming to bet on it what have you done }

OKA- Okay, Tsukki! I won’t let you down. Next time, I’m going to Roast your ass.

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

#ask meme

bet on it…?

#bespectacledcrow #{ IM CRYING I WAS THINKING IT WHEN I FIRST SAID YOU CAN BET ON IT HECC

B E T O N M E , T S U K K I!

“Keyword try,“ He emphasizes, but reaches over to grab him the cuff nonetheless.

“One large fries says you won’t be able to get them on.” Tsukishima has seen those pants. Tsukishima also knows how many receives and squats they’ve been doing in practice lately. Either those jeans are not going on, or they’re never coming off.

The fries were enough to motivate yamaguchi to get these damn pants one. Yamaguchi pulled and pulled on the pants to get them as far up as possible. He sucked in his tummy and struggled with the button for a while until it just barely made it into the hole.

“L-Looks like someone owes me a large fry.” He said with some strain in his voice.

#assholeprincetsukishima

and this is why you shouldn’t test me, yamaguchi. you can’t beat me at my own game.

I’ll get you next time, Tsukki! You can bet on it.

#bespectacledcrow

i can outwalk you any day. i can and will leave you behind. and then what will you be left with? walking home with kageyama and hinata. such a sad existence.