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[neur0nom1con]

[beemovieerotica]

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

[beemovieerotica]

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[depsidase]

[dykestat]

This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.

[imjunebitch]

[anglaised]

some guy at the store asked who was on my shirt (it was hello kitty) and i said what it was and he without a beat says “i see, a lot of latinas like her, she is latina”

[concertforyou-deactivated202602]

[mevil]

[fungalfaggot]

unconsentually exposing the public to impact play kink by getting into a fistfight in the 7/11 parking lot

[lamignonette]

[cannibalchicken]

[gradschoolcryptid]

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[himynameisemail]

[coughloop]

Sorry man I didn't know

[arson-nyanthem]

[dotjade]

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

[helila]

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