Taedelan's Tales

[An in-character OC blog. Art by @orfeoarte]

[srdcovka]

[taedelan]

[xalatath]

orgrimmar_grunt: If I see any alliance scum on my patrol route ill take their head

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horde4life: Ive been sharpening my axe like all day and its crazy sharp

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HumanKiller: Just killed like 20 humans lol

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DaFoppishBloodElf: Just bought the most splendid perfume

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[warcraftheritageposts]

Warcraft Heritage Post

[adrenaline-revolver]

as much as I enjoy recreationally hating on Agamemnon I gotta say. If the gods made me sacrifice my daughter over a war I’m not coming back empty handed. I’m taking everything that isn’t nailed down. I’m taking a hammer and ripping out the nails to get what was nailed down. My child died for this I refuse to allow that to be in vain in any possible way, we going full scorched earth boys.

[succulent-tart]

💋 💋 Succulent Tart Presents.... 💋 💋 

☀️🌴😎  Sun, Sand & Slay! Our 18th Anniversary celebration 😎 🌴 ☀️ 

Get ready for the ultimate beach party! Join us for Sun, Sand & Slay. Whether you're showing off your best beach fashion, dancing barefoot under the stars or enjoying our carefully crafted Tart drink menu, spend a night celebrating our 18th Anniversary with us. Channel your inner beach goddess, tropical temptress, sun-kissed heartbreaker, or simply be too hot to handle - whatever your style, come dressed to impress! 

We encourage the use of moodboards and/or TRP descriptions of your outfits!

WHEN: Saturday, August 22nd WHERE: Tasty Pastry Neighborhood This event will be hosted on Wyrmrest Accord. TIME: 6 PM WrA/Pacific (8 PM MG/Central)

Cross-Faction & Cross-Server Friendly

Raid Group will be provided

Extra Information! Check out the Succulent Tart website for information on events, bar menu & more! 

Succulent Tart Website

[buckykingofmemes]

i will not accept an unhappy ending, which is why i refuse to stay dead

[northirish]

Are you a badass enough of a motherfucker to give me a hug

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[autisticjonathanjoestar]

bouncing on it in repentance

[babymorte]

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

[zerotian]

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuck it, i'm not driving. put whipped cream on those strawberries.

[kosmogrl]

[worst-roommates-ever]

[tartfirefest]

🔥SUCCULENT TART'S 10TH ANNUAL FIRE FEST!🔥

Our annual Fire Festival is back! Come and join us for our Chillin & Grillin BBQ on Thursday, before the Festival opens on Friday & Saturday!

WHEN: Thursday, June 18th - Saturday, June 20th WHERE: Mar'at, Uldum !! THIS IS HOSTED ON WYRMREST ACCORD !!

ANCHORS: Horde: TBD Alliance: TBD

🍖🍹THURSDAY EVENTS🍹🍖 (Begins at 6pm WrA/PT - 8pm MG):

Chillin' & Grillin' BBQ Social This is a laid-back 'calm before the fire storm' event, there will be NO vendors, performances, or raffles today, but there will be A LOT of food, drink, swimming, dancing, and general fun! BBQ provided, bring a side/dessert/drink to share!

🏳️‍🌈FRIDAY EVENTS🏳️‍🌈  (Begins at 5pm WrA/PT - 7pm MG):

Vendors, performances, raffles, Pride party, and camping!

🔥SATURDAY EVENTS🔥  (Begins at 4pm WrA/PT - 6pm MG):

Vendors, performances, raffles, fireworks, and the Heat Rave 'til the sun comes up!

For more information, please check out our website: FireFest.crd.co

Or our Discord link: tinyurl.com/STFireFestServer

[succulent-tart]

THURSDAY!!!

[in-yr-dreams]

the hardest part about a breakfast sandwich is that once you eat it you're out of breakfast sandwich which is a really tough situation