anyone else have one of those Formative Omegle Experiences thatâs stuck with you
i remember once matching up with this 27 year old mechanic. he found the omegle page open on one the shopâs computers, and he wanted to see what his coworker was up to. we matched up because of our listed âmangaâ interests.
he asked how old i was, and i lied and said i was 16. as a conversation starter, he asked if i had my license yet, and because i was 12, i said no.
so he starts giving me driving tips. get a junker as your first, because when you finally get a new car, youâll be able to appreciate it.
stick shift is going out of fashion, and even if you learn how to drive that way and enjoy it, get an automatic. itâll save your ass on nasty hills and in rush hour traffic.
and most importantly, never hold your hands at 10 and 2. go with 9 and 3. heâd always loved cars, and used to race when he was younger. became pretty well known in the indie circles. one day, he was speeding around the track and just came out of the curve when a girl in the crowd flashed her tits at him.
he was so distracted that he crashed straight into the barrier. due to how he was holding the wheel, he broke both of his arms. he still has a couple lingering issues.
i asked him if it was worth it, and he said yes. heâd do it again if he had the chance. they were the finest tiddies heâd ever seen.
the moral of this story is that, to this day, i grip 9 and 3 when using both hands because wait thatâs what tiddy guy said i should do.
