I am the mighty dad highlander!

This is what a person with a computer science degree does.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

[adhdalistair]

[queen-mihai]

How… on earth… does Tumblr have an image reaction… for EVERYTHING!?

[multishipperpirateking]

[robotlyra]

There it is, the Pigeon Forge

[sillywormz]

i love seeing posts made by arachnophobes that are like this bc it's just. there are literally 0 downsides to this situation. i get to live in my dream house AND have a big fluffy beast as a pet. this is fucking awesome.

[broken-horn-of-equius]

In this economy? I'm teaching it to hunt vermin. Ultimate ally

[depsidase]

[pixelartpeach]

[pixelartpeach]

[ryukiki]

[phantomrose96]

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[radiofreederry]

[johnnythehorsepart2]

[georgedontdothat]

steel. he made steel

[thesaltofcarthage]

oh now what's this bitch done

[lyonface]

"He made steel" mfer he made pears out of PEARS

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[cersei-the-truth-bombardier]

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[appendingfic]

when a cultural activity easily allows you to let small children participate

alternatively, a child dragon being greeted by the clan

[cactuskat]

The gather to meet the youngling

[lassieposting]

Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because

[theconcealedweapon]

[grfld45]

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

[juggsjudyofficial]

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

[ozzenstach]

[judgejudyofficial]

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

[grfld54]

Imagine how I feel

[saturnialsapphic]

[thememedaddy]

[saywhat-politics]

World's 3 Richest Men Will Sit Together at Inauguration

Insider says Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg will be on platform with Trump's Cabinet nominees

The people in the top three spots on Forbes' billionaire list—Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg—will have prime seats at President-elect Trump's inauguration next week. NBC News, citing "an official involved with the planning of the event," reports that the three tech billionaires will be sitting together on the platform with other high-profile guests, including Trump's Cabinet nominees. Bezos and Zuckerberg's companies, Amazon and Meta, have each donated $1 million to the inauguration, while Musk spent more than $250 million to help Trump win the election, reports Reuters.

[dailyquests]

Practice an Area of Effect Spell.

[pettydavis]

someone has the opportunity to do the funniest that could happen in this generation

[thethetwistedone]

[animentality]

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[memesofelrond]

[sadfransisko]

[ID: Tweet by @ elainesim28 posted 12:44 AM on 10 Sep 24 that reads: My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal. /End description]

[labgrownmeat]

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

[juuni-byou]

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

[juuni-byou]

puts my elbows out like wings

[labgrownmeat]

oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

[juuni-byou]

cluck on that thangg