Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring
It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song
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Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring
It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song
gn!reader x dottore, fingering, glove kink, no gendered terminology used, genital spanking, edging, dottore is lowkey an ass in this (MINORS/AGELESS WILL BE BLOCKED!)
"Stop moving."
Leather hits your sensitive skin, making you flinch. The warm, gloved fingers in you twitch and curl against your sweet spot. You had been sat on his lap for hours at this point, the blissful haze coating your senses spiking every time his gloved hand strikes your sweetspot. The constant rise and fall of this euphoric high has left your mind muddled and soupy.
"Do you need another reminder?" Dottore hums, masked face turned to his paperwork. Despite not looking at you, you can feel his attention on you. His pen scratches against paper as he says, "Don't move. That's the only command I've given you, and you're still struggling to follow it."
You want to retort, but then his leather-padded thumb presses right against a bundle of nerves, and all that comes out is a weak, pathetic whine. "Hm, were you going to say something?"
"N-No," you mutter out, red-faced. His head shifts to finally face you, and the gaze almost has you squirm where you're sat. Almost. But you know better, especially when the warm leather-covered fingers in you start to finally move again.
"Now, now, don't get shy," Dottore coos, curling his fingers just so and pressing his thumb in a repetitive pattern. "I like hearing your... opinions on these things," he continues, teeth bared wide in a grin when you finally let a moan slip. "You're quite vocal about them."
The pressure starts to build, your breathy moans and whines slowly increasing in volume and pace. You're close this time, closer than before; maybe he'll finally let you cum. "Please," you whisper out, white-knuckling his shoulders to try and stop yourself from pathetically grinding against his hand. Shit, you were really close now. "Please-- Dottore--!"
A wet slap leaves you crying as his hand stills, again. The leather glove on his free hand shimmers from the lube and pre in the lamp light of his office. "What a good little lab rat you are," he praises, squishing your face between fingers. "Just a few more hours. You can handle that, can't you?"
i rlly hate to say it but i do already need my ears made out with again. as if that’s my fault
sea shanty themes
hearing an old man saying something
Captain’s an asshole
Captain’s awesome (same captain)
first mate sucks
whiskey
the girls out here
the girls back home
ship is terrible
ship is great
Cape Horn
seriously why are we always running around Cape Horn this place sucks ass
want to go home
did NOT want to go home, somehow ended up there anyway
Sally and various sex acts we can do with her
beach party
rolling, heaving, hauling
where we’re bound
sea beasties threatening us and/or assisting us
stormy weather but we’re together
setting out to sea
coming in to harbor/taking shore leave
too much whiskey
punishing naughty crewmen
Let Me Tell You About This Guy
Goodbye!
Hello!
let us bother this fellow
oh man I should marry that one girl if I ever get back home
befriended an animal, call my parents if you don’t believe me!
you ever been to Place?
I have been grievously misled
sailors gotta sail
let’s get this bread, boys
don’t forget your old shipmate
faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe
Drawing back to look up at him, her trembling hands gripped his face, her brown eyes wide with a feeling he couldn't immediately place, and it took Shanks a second to recognise the look in them, before it hit him, watching as they moved over his face, as though seeing him anew, and a rough breath left him as he realised that what he was seeing was recognition.
“I remember,” Makino breathed, holding his face, and the memory seized him without kindness, but unlike his vision, the trembling grin that broke across her face held none of the things he’d feared―that she would look at him and see how much he’d changed, and that it wouldn’t be the captain she’d loved. Because she saw―all his changes, and all the things he’d done, measured now against the man she’d known―but it wasn’t disgust that had fresh tears spilling over her cheeks but joy, as Makino sobbed, “I remember.”
Then, her voice softened to a shiver as she cupped his face, “I remember you,” she murmured, and with such aching familiarity, if he had lost himself, she found him now as she breathed, “Shanks.”
Shanks and Makino, in "Ask me again", chapter 27 of @missmungoe absolute tour-de-force Mnemosyne, and dare I say, one of the scenes of all time.
I found the shanty they sang us out of the harbor with at the Wooden Boat Festival last year that made me cry.
Does anyone still do Talk Like a Pirate Day? Aye? Nay? Either way, I hope you don’t mind if I take it as an excuse to post my donkey pirate, Jackstock – if you like pirates (or donkeys!) he’s got a little illustrated book of short stories just full of pirate vibes (and donkeys!) in my shop!
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lullibies/calm
Bones in the ocean- the longest johns
https://youtu.be/MivPd9m5NvI?si=E5aC-WH9C2yYDP3l
Bones in the Ocean Lucy Humphris cover with instruments
https://youtu.be/2wFlMkHi9jc?si=qJnaWX-aLCPw-FEp
The Parting Glass- The Longest Johns
https://youtu.be/B0lD6y-R6yc?si=Y1wbmngfHJ31uJ_r
Banks of Newfoundland
https://youtu.be/EijPtv2k9xY?si=GGcwSGGP_7YtG9AC
Annabel- Ye Banished Privateers
https://youtu.be/R0VwYXzRNnM?si=GzuP7tret_UdNGv3
(A FAVORITE)Why the big whales sing- ye banished privateers
https://youtu.be/s4ptaBQmCxs?si=fRuViC1q5nydeAFD
Oleanna
https://youtu.be/j4vSbUJUoBM?si=eX0e02mlpvb9vtkm
Feel Good-------
Oak And Ash And Thorn
https://youtu.be/vBETMTwpud0?si=9wkgRSqeUEjZBDVX
dont forget your old shipmate
https://youtu.be/YI0d3k890PE?si=knU28eKQahp-UJv7
The Banks of Sacremento
https://youtu.be/reZMgBE6J94?si=FchFcT26x3BgnnL5
Capstan Shanty- Ye Banished Privateers
https://youtu.be/Utapj2Taj-A?si=Kuvk3IB5Xvmtjs31
Soran Bushi
https://youtu.be/FlOlZIDv1t8?si=Ms8-FOnQRq3dU-le
Theres others i could put but this is already long so 💀💀💀✌️ most of my fave ye banished privateers songs are very exciting and loud ones lolll but yeh :3 hope u have fun looking thru these even if u dont use em lol
Oh wow 0-0 Thx so much for all this, I'll defenetly check them out! ^^