My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields
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My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields
If you could wake up and instantly have ONE of these things tomorrow, which would you choose?
A spouse/partner (exact perfect match for you, soulmate, etc.)
A house (your dream property, any location of your choice, fully paid off, etc)
One time payment of $1,000,000 (no catch, fully legally acquired, not taxed)
A solid friend group (no drama, dream compatibility, reliable support system)
Your dream job (success in any one area of your choice, complete job security)
One person of your choice dies in a random accident (never traced to you)
Bring one person of your choice back to life (never draws suspicion, no catch)
Become 10 years younger physically (no resulting health issues, no catch, etc)
Become expert level at any one skill (skill cannot be lost, no work to maintain)
Become famous instantly (at whatever level of fame is desirable to you)
(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
Today the kids wanted to play Takeaway. I don’t mind playing Takeaway, because I can usually do something else with my hands. My role is to place an order on my pretend phone, and receive it from the delivery driver. I’m quite good at Takeaway.
Bear, aged 8, was the leader of this particularly chaotic takeaway. I overheard them pretending to phone another customer - customer order 125 - and explaining that their delivery would be delayed by approximately fifteen minutes due to a “rockslide.”
“Hey, wait a minute, what was that?” I asked.
“Are you order number 125?”
“No, I’m order number 165.”
Bear said severely, “we don’t give information about other people’s orders.”
“That’s very professional,” I said, “but what was that about a rockslide?”
Bear said, “that’s not your order.”
“Sorry,” i said, justly chastened. “Was it a big rockslide? Is it on the news?”
“If you need information about your order, you will get it.”
My pretend phone then pretend rang, so I had to answer it. It was the takeaway.
“Number 165? Your order will be delayed by five minutes.”
“Oh,” I said, “why?”
“Because that’s the time it takes us answering all your stupid questions.”
could you do more with the kaufmosis avoided au? I'm really curious how about you'd see him in other episodes
anon would you mind if I present you a little something : )?
Does miss jpeg make any cute noises?
I love it when kitties make tiny little noises
she does!!! it took her a few months, but she's finally finding her voice (in the form of dainty little chirps AKA meeping)
here are some of her go to's:
Simon who always makes sure to come home on leave at an earlier date than the one he told his partner he would be back so that his partner doesn’t have a chance to remove their body hair and take an everything shower, Simon just loves you like that
Oh anon you have no idea....
Ghost likes you a bit raw when he gets back, a bit too real and human. He needs it to be dirty in a way he can't possibly explain. Ghost wants the stubble, the greasy hair, the blue ink smudged across the side of your hand.
He loves you in any form, but a bit messy? It feels like home. Like there's no performance for him to put on. He can just fall into you an exist.
...he also jerks off to your musk. Thats besides the point.
LEON KENNEDY through the years
I am absolutely in love with the way you creature-ify shadow milk/sage of truth i am picking them up and shaking both of them vigorously from cuteness-aggression
you shook him too much!!!
smilk is just so critter to me, the only thing that changes between the different versions is how much creature he is