#((how embarrasing))

[sunsetsintandem]

Kidnapper: We have your youngest son!

Bruce: Five-

Kidnapper: What?

*terrified screams in the background*

Bruce: Four, three...

Kidnapper: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS KID?

Bruce: Two...

*cut-off scream, gurgling, bodies hitting the floor*

Bruce: One.

Damian: Hello, father. Everything is under control. Tell Pennyworth I'll be home for dinner.

[ratguy-nico]

Second post in a row and here you have, the alternative version:

So why is Gene not in a white dress?

Story Time.

Like you know I'm from Latam and here is also a very common thing for brides to marry in white but in my family we don't stick too much to the norm.

Since I was a little bean every time I ask my mom about what she would wanted to wear in her wedding day, she would always told me about her dreamed wedding dress and she wanted to wear a big over the top puffy pink dress cause it was her favorite color.

My grandma always told her that she was ridiculous and childish.

My mom had 'till this day never married, she is 45, and she still insist that if that ever happened is gonna be pink.

She raised us telling us that if we ever got married, we should wear our favorite color that day, the color that made us the happiest.

So one of my younger sisters is gonna married in blue, baby blue, the other one dreams with the same dress as mom, pink and over the top. And me? I'm going to marry in red or have a goth wedding, Addam's Family style.

So yeah, this is for my mom. She really loves pink. She pretty much only wears pink every day. And she look super pretty.

[destinyc1020]

Since some of you are asking me about the comment from the fan that was posted under Claire’s post back in mid-late September.... I’ll post it here. I thought I had already posted it to my blog before, but maybe I never did?  🤔 Around mid/late September Claire had posted one of her relationship quotes to her IG lol... And a fan in the comments section took it upon themselves to share their “thoughts” about Tom & Z and how they need to get back together lol.  SMH....  🤦‍♀️  It was like right around the time Tom did that IG live (pink sweatshirt).  Anyway....here it is (below)....  *The second-hand embarrassment I’m getting with this is REAL y’all Lol* 😅 

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Just FYI - Claire deleted this fan’s (or mother’s lol?) post from her comments section long time ago.... 👀  I was just able to get a screenshot of it before it got deleted. I ss cuz I was just so in SHOCK that a fan/mother or whoever would even post a message like that under Claire’s post!  👀 

This is what I mean by fans need to STAY in their own LANE.  🤦‍♀️ Fans don’t know everything that’s going on in these people’s lives.  Don’t be dm’ing or making weird comments on family members or friends accounts.😬  

[multi-level-shipper]

Doc....you....you seem to not be doing so well in the back

(via: https://www.deviantart.com/rotten-eyed/art/showdown-bandit-doc-814014375)

[godsofhumanity]

Apollo: I can't believe I'm single on Valentine's Day!

Dionysus: Well, you know what they say... Roses are red, violets are blue-

Apollo: -don't.

Dionysus, drinking from a bottle: -vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

[tysegs]

i can never watch hockey with a mans because i genuinely just yelled “watch his head chILDREN” when the boys were tryna fight and auston got caught up in it

[cxstieldean]

It's the weirdest thing, I've read so much destiel fanfic, I confuse canon with fanon lmao just the other day I thought Dean gave Cas a mixtape in canon

[lelliite]

A clear sign when someone has waaaay too much free time on their hands is when they start going deep with this anti-shipping nonsense. Been there, done that. Get a job or a hobby, hun. This obsession with hating irrelevant things is dumb and embarrassing.