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[outnumberedsins]

OA survivors try not to identify with canines challenge. 99.99% failrate.

[infernoparadis]

[ based off yesterday's shenanigans ]

[novinare]

WANT TO SNEAK INTO THE MULTIMUSE ARCHIVES? SEND A...

💜 For a muse I used to play. 🩵 For a muse I wish I could play more. ❤️ For a ship I love. 🩶 For a ship I won't write. 🧡 For a fandom I've always wanted to write in. 💚 For a fandom I used to write in, but wouldn't again.

[wiresandmagic]

👫 for @getblammed , stares!!

YES YES YES I WOULD LOVE TO DO THIS

—- With time and as their relationship gets more complex and ‘soft’, Pico will start to give criticism to Alucard’s fighting, specifically the physical close quarters part since that is where he’s the weakest. Because of this mild training ( if you can even call it that ), Alucard develops a fighting style closer to Pico’s, uncharacteristically brash and not as flashy as his general fighting is. He always carries a piece of the merc one way or another.

—- Because of their past together they have a lot of baggage and unresolved memories with the other and it all comes to a head when Pico finally discovers the timer on Alucard’s life, what was once a cool feature about his hands is a constant reminder of the terrifying end gradually coming closer, and that pressure and knowledge of imminent death encourages late talks where they never say what they remember outright, but gives them closure without words, only complicating their relationship further.

—- After their nights together, Pico begins to wear more silver, not by his conscious will but the association with the psychic and all the happy feelings assigned to the metal draws him into it, a cool ring here, earrings there, it isn’t until Alucard leaves a piece of his own jewelry ( which he keeps ‘forgetting’ to give back ) in his room that silver is quietly cemented into small parts of his wardrobe, subtle but still personal to only them two.

—- Despite his coolheaded nature, Alucard is a bit of a lightweight and that leaves Pico to, more often than not, stage a drunken fight just to get the touchy tipsy psychic away from prying eyes. A switch of the roles as he gets more mouthy and needy for Pico’s warmth as his body temperature is always cold, but he’d rather die than have Pico mention his drunk shenanigans to him afterwards.

—- (+ an Ozzie) The idea of an Uberkïd is stressful enough but his expectations were decimated when said Uberkïd turned out to be nothing but a scrapped, telekinetic, rebellious, yet playfully mischievous, thing who’s biggest role model is Alucard, a man who lost his intimidating presence nights ago. Not to mention his massive platformed cleats, Ozzie is a fan of the merc, often hanging off of his arm and wanting to practice fights ( and on rare occasions, speech, which causes him to have the city drawl Pico does ), the merc doesn’t let him play with his guns though, those sleeves are a safety hazard and he doesn’t want to get slapped with repair bills.

[repulsorraysa]

𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀 / 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍 (𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐) 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

dialogue starters from captain america / iron man (2022) - written by derek landy.  change wording / pronouns / names as needed.  nsfw for profanity since i refuse to use grawlixes.

' ____, you are a man/woman/person of many talents. ' ' that's what i keep telling everyone. ' ' i proposed? ' ' you proposed? ' ' you have no idea who i am, do you? ' ' i'm not going to lie to you. ' ' aren't you a good guy? ' ' i'm not upset.  i'm just disappointed. ' ' i'm not too fond of superheroes.  they're big and loud and brash...and they make the rest of us look bad. ' ' what's going on?  what's happening? ' ' looks like someone has something to hide. ' ' you've got some things to answer for, and we don't want to hurt you. ' ' whoa, dude.  uncalled for. ' ' hush now. ' ' i gotta be honest here, ____:  you freak me the fuck out. ' ' you really are on a journey of self-discovery, aren't you? ' ' i've been given an incredible opportunity here, but i still haven't figured out my place in the world. ' ' all you get to decide is who you want to be on any given day. ' ' let the world figure out your place in it.  you focus on trying to be the best version of who you are. ' ' do or do not.  there is no try. ' ' naw, that's where the little green puppet got it wrong.  trying's what it's all about. ' ' you know, i always liked your pep talks. ' ' let those idiots waste time trying to get in through the front door -- i've found the side entrance. ' ' you're brooding. ' ' i'm not brooding. ' ' no one ever wants to go to ohio. ' ' i've been to ohio.  i really liked it. ' ' your heart was in the right place. ' ' i wish i could say the story of my life, but we both know that's not exactly true. ' ' you're being weird.  quit it. ' ' i am seriously considering wearing a cape from now on. ' ' i have a feeling this won't do any good, but if you surrender now, we won't have to beat you up. ' ' is this because i didn't call? ' ' what the hibbidy...? ' ' you can totally trust me.  totally. ' ' i'd understand if it's something you don't want to talk about. ' ' can we get back to the matter at hand? ' ' just know that i'm here to talk if you need it. ' ' i'm being nice to you.  see?  it's weird, isn't it? ' ' start small.  get bigger.  that's how the rest of us did it. ' ' there are no shortcuts.  remember that. ' ' we're not done yet.  we can still turn this around. ' ' you're in a romantic relationship? ' ' something else is going on here.  we're going to find out what. ' ' i know from experience that this kind of thing does not end well, so if i were you, i'd cut to the bit where you start cooperating. ' ' all of this i know.  tell me something i don't. ' ' hey, i'm not defending them.  they fucked up, and their mistakes are their own. ' ' i saw them as overeager glory hounds, not...this. ' ' steer it this way, ____.  we're coming to you. ' ' what you're doing is pretty fucking rude! ' ' and miss a golden opportunity to show you the error of your ways? ' ' just because you see yourself as the good guy doesn't mean i'm the villain. ' ' this kind of power brings with it a duty to wield it only when necessary, and only in defense of the innocent. ' ' this isn't fair.  we weren't given a chance to prove ourselves! ' ' every second of every day is your chance to prove yourself, kid. ' ' not everyone is cut out for this line of work. ' ' you were tested -- and found wanting. ' ' thought you might like a coffee. ' ' you're definitely being weird lately. '

[overclocksaa]

dialogue starters from the first lego marvel super heroes game.  good for those superhero muses.  change names/wording/pronouns as needed.

' ow, ow, and more ow. ' ' ____ always says i get in my own way. ' ' let's find a way to take this thing down! ' ' there's always a place in this operation for a hero like you. ' ' so who's behind all this?  what exactly are they up to?  and will it cut into my hot tub time? ' ' do you have much experience with theoretical quantum mechanics and exotic nano-derived power sources? ' ' um...i got an a-plus in american history? ' ' shouldn't be a problem for you, right? ' ' those cameras are triggering the lasers. ' ' what happened here?  the whole lab's been abandoned. ' ' you're not leaving here alive! ' ' i mean, my life is really hard. ' ' tell me you found something. ' ' really?  you couldn't have gone before we left? ' ' you should know by now ____'s one of the good guys. ' ' think we tripped the alarm or something. ' ' is it me, or did it get drafty in here? ' ' we just need to think outside the box a little. ' ' honey, i'm home! ' ' we're gonna have to fight our way in. ' ' i have a soft spot for the oldies. ' ' we're in danger.  the big, bad, end-of-the-world kind of danger. ' ' you see, having the best intelligence gives you the upper hand. ' ' the signal's gotten stronger, so follow it. ' ' keep your eyes peeled, we don't know who's waiting for us down here. ' ' i guess evil organizations don't spend as much on training their goons as they do these fancy doors. ' ' this base is huge, how did it stay hidden for so long? ' ' some days i just feel like a cog in the machine. ' ' i'm gonna spangle you til you see stars. ' ' the only thing i think it will find for us is unwanted attention. ' ' i guess we're not getting in through the front door. ' ' this way! quick as you can! ' ' ____ knows i'm good with technology. ' ' one threat at a time, ____. ' ' local weather is dreary with an eighty percent chance of bad guys. ' ' something's interfering with our comm signal. ' ' triggering the alarm?  isn't this supposed to be a surprise attack? ' ' is it the maid's day off?  what a mess. ' ' yes, yes, it's on my to-do list. ' ' this day just gets better and better. ' ' i'm surprised anything in this place still works. ' ' don't these guys ever just go get a latte? ' ' hope you don't mind, no hot water at the apartment. ' ' i took a bath.  that's all i did. ' ' you're here.  i'll brief you on the situation. ' ' i hunger. ' ' you've got to be more flexible in your thinking. ' ' this is it, folks!  the fate of our world is in the balance! '

[paytonbaker]

anonymously make an assumption about my muse and they’ll tell you if it’s true or not.