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Saved up all my yaoi for you guys :3

[alaia777]

✰ can i get uhhhh ???

note; this is so unserious i’m so sorry i just saw this tiktok and i couldn’t stop thinking about it

✰ sae;

sae was on his laptop when you walked in, back turned to you, fully focused on whatever he was doing. still, he let out a lazy “hm?”, already knowing you had something to ask.

“sae, are you busy?”

“what do you think?” he replied flatly, fingers never slowing on the keyboard.

“can i get an, um, an—” you hesitated, glancing around the room he had meticulously decorated with his trophies and, of course, that framed picture of a random family you bought from the store. the one you refused to let him throw out.

“can you get what?” he sighed, clearly regretting acknowledging you at all.

you were practically breathing down his neck at this point.

“um, an, ummm—”

he stopped typing. slowly, he turned to look at you, eyes narrowing in a mix of concern and exasperation.

“are you having a stroke?”

“no, but can i—”

“get out.” he cut you off immediately, already turning back to his screen.

✰ rin;

you really couldn’t have picked a worse time to bother your boyfriend. rin was watching a recording of his last match for the third time today, pen in hand, scribbling down notes on everything he thought needed improvement. he’d already told you not to distract him unless it was important, but you were bored, and frankly, watching him rewatch the same match over and over again was starting to get on your nerves.

“rin, where’s the—” you started, then immediately got distracted by your phone.

he didn’t respond. you knew he heard you—his ears practically twitched like a cat’s at any sudden noise—but he refused to acknowledge you.

“where could it be…?” you mumbled dramatically, glancing around the room despite not actually searching for anything. when he continued to ignore you, you nudged him with your foot.

rin let out a sharp exhale, finally pausing the match. “what are you looking for?”

“the, um—” you trailed off, and that was all he needed to confirm that you weren’t looking for anything at all. you were still wrapped up in your blanket, pillows stacked comfortably beside you, phone in hand—exactly how he’d last seen you when the match started.

he stared at you, unimpressed. then, in the flattest tone imaginable, he said, “it’s in the pile of attention you’re not getting.”

✰ barou;

barou was on cleaning duty today—just like every other day. at some point, you had given up on trying to help. not because you didn’t want to, but because he was insufferable about it. if you so much as held a mop the wrong way, he’d be right there, arms crossed, judging you like you committed a crime. so, you learned it was best to just stay out of his way.

he was vacuuming the living room when you walked in, motioning for him to turn it off. barou exhaled sharply, clearly annoyed, but still switched it off. “what now? are you done with the laundry?”

you hadn’t even started. “no, but i need to get the, um..” you trailed off, pressing a hand to your temple as if the word was on the tip of your tongue.

barou stared at you, unimpressed. “the what?”

you hummed like you were deep in thought, tilting your head and tapping your chin for extra effect. barou’s eyes narrowed.

“take your time,” he deadpanned. “it’s not like i’m busy or anything.”

you pursed your lips, pretending to concentrate even harder. his jaw ticked.

without another word, he turned the vacuum back on, the loud hum drowning you out entirely.

✰ isagi;

it was 6 a.m., and isagi was up, already getting ready to leave for training. today was one of those days where he had to get there at an early hour, barely having any sleep.

you, however, were still half asleep but decided it was the perfect time for a little prank.

“before you leave, make sure to get me the, um…” you trailed off, deliberately leaving him hanging.

even though he was exhausted, isagi immediately perked up, giving you his full attention despite how sleepy he was. “huh? the what?” he asked, blinking at you.

“um..” you repeated, dragging it out, still refusing to finish your sentence.

he waited patiently, his head tilting slightly as he tried to figure out what you meant. “yeah? what is it?”

you could tell he was still too sleepy to realize what was happening, his brows furrowing ever so slightly as he waited for you to continue.

“…huh?” he said again, letting out a soft chuckle, still too sweet to get annoyed, even when you weren’t giving him an answer. “what do you need?”

you stayed quiet, holding back a laugh as he looked at you with nothing but pure confusion.

after a few seconds, he let out a small sigh, rubbing his eyes. “wait, are you just messing with me?” he finally asked, his voice soft and amused.

you grinned. “maybe.”

he laughed under his breath, shaking his head. “you’re lucky i’m too tired to do anything about this,” he said, slinging his bag over his shoulder. “but i’ll get you back for this, just wait.”

“sure you will,” you teased, watching as he leaned down to press a quick kiss to your forehead before heading out the door.

even half-asleep, he was still the sweetest.

[kiplex]

“Don’t worry ‘bout me… Though it looks so much warmer there. Get some more sun.” you pause. “Though I can't imagine you with a tan." You mumble over the phone, looking at a picture Satoru sent of him on a mission in a little coastal town somewhere. Though he'd only been gone for a week, with only a little time to talk, you could tell it was taking a toll on him not being close to you.

“Hm… It's not fair, being separated from you is literally torture." “You come home in a few days. It's not gunna kill you, you big baby. Do your job properly, I wanna see you back in one piece." He sighs dramatically, you hear the quiet rustling of what you assume is him turning over in his hotel bed. “I’m the strongest thank you very much, how dare you doubt me…” There's a long stretch of silence before he speaks again. "... Do you think if we got married they'd stop sending me out so much?" You choke on air briefly, heat rushes to your cheeks." Toru!? You can't just say things like that!” “ ‘m serious.” You can hear the pout in his voice.

You clear your throat. “If this is your way of proposing, you're doing an awful job at it. Especially if you're weaponizing our hypothetical marriage to get out of work.” He chuckles softly. " Getting out of work is only part of it… Besides I misssss youuuu” He sighs dreamily. " Think about it. I'd get to call you my wife all the time, I wouldn't have to go away for long periods... I think, and we'd be married. Could start a family and everything ya know…”

You blink, your hand holding the phone up to your ear clenches slightly. “I'll tell you what, you come home safe and I'll… consider it.” You can hear him bolt upright. “REALLY!?" You can't help but laugh. “Yes really. I love you, stupid. I was serious though you gotta come up with a better proposal though." Again, you can't see him but you can hear the devious smirk that spreads across his face. “You're soooo gonna regret saying that, just you wait. ‘m gunna give you the best proposal you've ever seen.” You shake your head with a smile, your head thumping in your chest tenderly. " Looking forward to it."

"Days Lie Dormant" by Twenty One Pilots mentioned OOO BREACH MENTIONED OOOO

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[changeling-droneco]

Digging my nails into my desk reminding myself that super high quality cosplays are overall a new thing and not the standard, its fine if it sucks, its fine if it sucks, the act of making something is inherently healthy as well. I need to practice and practice is good and great and it doesnt need to be perfect It can be mediocre its fine

[rrainbows]

inktober day 16: blunder

does she even know she’s living my dream?

[huckleberry-writes]

I don't know who I'd rather be in this situation but honestly I'll take anything.

[kuzka]

im gonna throw up i miss my wife so much