#(welp...)

[ceyanabbiolo]

sooo... my weakness readers... do you guys still want me to continue or nahh?? i have three scenes in my drafts (yes i'm aware i ghosted for a month and a half)

[moonligh-t]

Something Uzair would tweet when hes high (ie on the regular)

[devoting-waters]

Sorry Odysseus, guess you're having a baby

[trappedinacomputer]

Pili: "where are your kids I wanna meet your kids"

Bad: "oh they're up in Heaven"

Pili: "THEY'RE DEAD?"

Bad: "well if you can even call that dead..I mean you kinda have to die to get there but is it really death?"

Pili: "DID YOU MURDER YOUR KIDS BADBOYHALO? ARE YOU THE REASON THEY'RE DEAD? IS THIS LIKE AN ACCIDENT TYPE SITUATION??"

Bad: "...what kids... HEY LOOK CLOWN"

[iikobsukekun]

bang bang bang! 👻🔪

…don’t worry about him… he’s still sleeping :)

Original by bbpanzu

[art-gloo]

surely nothing will go wrong, right?

Second post but this is the plot of megalosomnia right?

had this idea running in my head for a while and saw no one else draw it out so I sought out to doodle it as fast as possible. Without further ado, please enjoy my sense of humor

AU belongs to @megalommi

Flowey finally has a place to stay now, how nice of Dr. Baggs.

[rebouks]

Previous // Next

[Robin sighed, listlessly poking through another stack of nonsense. He didn’t exactly want Alex to be anywhere near this place or in trouble, but half of him wished she were, just so he could see her again]

Aster: Can you really read minds n’ stuff? Robin: Depends if you believe me or not. Aster: I don’t know why you’d lie about it; you don’t seem the type.

Robin: I could prove it, if you want. Aster: Nah, I believe you. [Robin couldn’t help but smile a little; it was nice that Aster didn’t seem too perturbed]

Aster: It must be tough though, no wonder you’re usually so quiet-.. like, I think I’d find it hard to talk n’ stuff if I could hear everything people were thinking, second guessing myself all the time n’ that, y’know?

Robin: I guess I kinda got used to it. Aster: So, I suppose you know-… [SCREAMING – METAL CLANGING]

...

Robin: Aster!

Robin: Jesus-.. are you okay? [Aster scoffed with faint amusement-.. obviously not] Robin: Stupid question, huh?

Aster: Reckon I scared him off though. Robin: Hah, yeah… [Aster huffed slightly, his attempted chuckle manifesting as a bloody gurgle instead]

Robin: I’m sorry, Aster. [Aster shook his head slowly, feebly offering Robin his crowbar] Robin: I won’t leave you here, okay? I swear I’ll come back…