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LEVERAGE SEASON ONE SENTENCE STARTERS ( PART THREE)

Lines taken from episodes s01e11 - s01e13 of the TNT series Leverage. Feel free to change pronouns or edit in any way to better fit your needs. Here is part one and part two.

❛ Bit early for that, isn't it? ❜

❛ I'm gonna need change for $100... in singles. ❜

❛ Don't get mad, but I may have spilled slushy in your car. ❜

❛ I’ve had concussions. You don't snore. ❜

❛ I'm not gonna add kidnapping to my list of crimes. ❜

❛ Yeah, there's a bomb. ❜

❛ I'm gonna go and freshen up a little bit. Maybe cry a little. ❜

❛ You mean there's more guys that want this dude dead? ❜

❛ Now, let's just calm down, and let's back away. ❜

❛ You haven't had a drink in 48 hours. This is withdrawal. ❜

❛ Maybe I’m a bigger bastard sober than I am drunk, huh? ❜

❛ You ever notice how all bad guys know at least one stripper? ❜

❛ You tried to scale a wall with a mop and a bed sheet. ❜

❛ You really, really want to help me? In the name of god, give me something to do. Please, just give me something to do. ❜

❛ First step is admitting you're powerless. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think you're there yet. ❜

❛ Tell me something. Lying, cheating, stealing, if you're doing it to help someone, doesn't that make it okay? ❜

❛ All this could've been avoided had you gave the man a taco?’ ❜

❛ If we don't help him, he's gonna be dead by the end of the day. ❜

❛ Don't worry. They're not gonna kill you until after they get the cash. ❜

❛ I wasn't expecting a, uh, explosion that big. ❜

❛ I think you might have a knack for this. ❜

❛ That's your new identity. It's a driver's license, a passport, birth certificate. ❜

❛ We're giving you a second chance, so don't screw it up. If you do, I promise we'll know. ❜

❛ Are you here to kill me, [name]? ❜

❛ Blood money buys the best art. ❜

❛ Lying to you would not be worth my time. ❜

❛ I'm a functioning alcoholic, you know? And the trick is not to get hung up on the "alcoholic." But celebrate the "functioning" part of the sentence. ❜

❛ Is this my intervention? ❜

❛ You need revenge. ❜

❛ See, while you are well-versed in dead-guy art, I myself am not. ❜

❛ Man, am I glad I don't have to break in there. That is one sick security system. ❜

❛ Give me three days of prep, it'd be like taking diamonds from the French national bank. That's like taking candy from a baby. ❜

❛ Of course I hate you. I mean, what -- what? You think I want to be here? I don't have a choice, all right?! ❜

❛ I heard what you were saying before. I had no idea things were so awful for you. ❜

❛ You want me to break into a secure storage facility with whatever I can scrounge up at the buffet table? ❜

❛ We should pretend to make out. ❜

❛ Door's got a silent alarm…We should pretend to make out. ❜

❛ Okay, I want you to know, if you set off the lasers, I'm running like a bat out of hell. I pray you can keep up. Just saying. ❜

❛ I’m just trying to tell you that I still care. Care what happens to you, I mean. I've never stopped caring about you. ❜

❛ We just stole an $8 million statue on, like, our day off! ❜

❛ I know that voice. That's the voice you use on a mark. ❜

❛ I can think of a dozen other times an opportunity like this lands in our laps. We take it! ❜

❛ You don't con us. You don't con your own team. ❜

❛ You're still an honest man, [name]. It's the rest of the world that's gone crooked. ❜

❛ Always your fatal flaw. You think too much. ❜

❛ Working together again? It was just like old times. ❜

❛ He said you'd be tougher than this. ❜

❛ I got some dental work with your name on it. What do you say me and you hook up so I can give it to you? ❜

❛ I don't know why, but I don't trust the two of you together. ❜

❛ Don't you dare pretend this has been a selfless crusade on your part! ❜

❛ I wanted to hurt him for the way he'd hurt you. ❜

❛ We're all addicts. We're all addicted to our pasts. ❜

❛ So, how are you gonna get us out of this? ❜

❛ I thought you were an honorable man. ❜

❛ That's the funny thing about con men. They don't bluff. ❜

❛ They will do the only smart thing to do. They'll scatter. ❜

❛ They're professionals. They know when the game's up. ❜

❛ You know, I think you'd fit through that window if you're traveling fast enough. ❜

❛ What are you doing here? Get out. You're gonna mess this up. I was here first. ❜

❛ I'm gonna make you an offer. One time only. ❜

❛ Yeah, I’ve got some errands, too. Rope, masks, knockout gas! Be seeing you. ❜

❛ Run now. Talk later. ❜

❛ This is your idea of laying low? ❜

❛ Last week before the exhibit opens, security almost in place, but not fully staffed. Best time to case the joint. ❜

❛ You don't con your crew! ❜

❛ You can get past the motion detectors, okay? I have a link to their security system and the video feed. ❜

❛ Guard rotation's too heavy for a day grab, and at night they got two standing guards. ❜

❛ It's too hard to leave a job undone. It's like an itch. ❜

❛ As annoying as you people are, I quit this crew when I quit this crew. Nobody makes me leave. ❜

❛ We all want to hurt these guys, right? They humiliated us. But taunting them? The response is going to be... Biblical. ❜

❛ There was a reason we worked together. ❜

❛ You know, I had to ask her out 10 times before we even got a coffee. ❜

❛ But worst of all, he completely forgot that I gave him that same button camera for Christmas three years ago. ❜

❛ Was! Was broke. Was sleeping in the car. The drunk thing, not quite in the past tense. ❜

❛ Wow. You are not the same man I married. ❜

❛ Why didn't you tell me this? I work with these people. I am friendly with them. You just let me walk around like an idiot. ❜

❛ Why have you just been carrying this around all this time? ❜

❛ If I had ever seen you look at me the way I looked at myself in the mirror, I would've blown my damn brains out. ❜

❛ No, no, you're supposed to say, "wow. That's just crazy enough to work." ❜

❛ This is confidential. You're not reading my e-mails, are you? ❜

❛ You just can't make somebody do what you want them to do. ❜

❛ I don't nag. You know, I just have, you know, a clear big-picture viewpoint. ❜

❛ Being just a little bit out of breath, it changes the speech rhythms, makes it harder to detect a lie. ❜

❛ D-E-D, dead, baby. ❜

❛ I know how to spell "dead," damn it. I can steal a bank, I can spell "dead." ❜

❛ You don't believe in curses, do you? You know, mummy's curses, unexplained deaths around sarcophaguses? ❜

❛ I was just getting used to it. Being part of a team. ❜

❛ France. Wonderful shopping, horrifying prisons. ❜

❛ Conspiracy to commit robbery is what, five years? Catching him in the act, 20. ❜

❛ An unnamed gas has been released in a public space. We have to evacuate the building. ❜

❛ Let's go to work. ❜

❛ I wasn't the mastermind on this one. I'm the bait. ❜

❛ Sometimes the classics really are the best. ❜

❛ No, you talk to me, not to him. You talk to me. ❜

❛ I have lost my only son. Do you really think you scare me? ❜

❛ Screw therapy. That felt really good. ❜

❛ We had a good run. ❜

❛ It's a good time to move on. ❜

❛ I'm going somewhere... else. ❜

❛ A fresh start. ❜

❛ We made a difference. Remember that. ❜

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