#- dan

[ask-dnp]

never forget the time phil leaned over and said “so do you want to get out of here just as much as i do?” in what he thought was a seductive voice at a youtube event after- party but he accidentally said it to joe instead of me, who was sat on the other side of him

at least phil claims it was an accident

- dan

[ask-dnp]

when i was younger i remember every 11:11 and shooting star was spent wishing for a real friend which then graduated to wishing for a relationship with phil which has now graduated to wishing for something else with phil i’m sure you can imagine

- dan

[ask-dnp]

genuinely just turned around and full on kissed phil at midnight and it took him by surprise so much he fell to the floor

no regrets dear friends no regrets

- a satisfied dan

[ask-dnp]

i have to say one of my favourite memories i’ve had with the lester family is when we’d been together for about two years and phil’s great grandma asked so innocently “so have you two... done the do yet?” and phil choked on a biscuit and martyn burst out laughing which made me burst out laughing and phil’s mum dropped the tray of snacks she was bringing out of shock and everything fell to pot but it was one of the funniest memories i have to date

- dan

[ask-dnp]

phil looks so peaceful when he’s sleeping

i hate that

especially when i’m pinned down by him and my phone is on 2%

- dan

[ask-dnp]

What are your thoughts on this? - @fireicelapis

[ask-dnp]

Whats with cherries :// theu are red and they are sweet... i dont see the problem... :/

but when you eat so many at once it’s like… so much cherry everywhere