#09' roach

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Mactavish:"we're missing someone."

Price:"leave them they're probably dead."

Mactavish:"hmmm I just can't put my finger on who it is."

Riley:"your boyfriend."

Mactavish, running back into combat:"GARY!"

Riley:"oh I'm so telling on him later."

Price:"can we leave both of them now? It's more peaceful."

Nikolai:"no."

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Soap:" I'm sweating my balls off."

Ghost:"like you have any."

(later)

Roach:"sir, have you seen ghost?'

Soap:" flag poll."

Roach:"what?'

Soap:"he's upside down hanging by his feet from the flag poll."

Roach:

Roach, disgusted:"y'all into freaky shit."

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Ghost:"hey, bugs! I need your help."

Bug:"what do you need?"

Ghost:

Ghost:"who the fuck are you?"

Bug:"I'm bug? You literally called for me."

Roach:" you needed me, sir?"

Roach:"oh hey bug!"

Bug:"hi!"

Ghost:

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Soap:"no, thanks I'm allergic to peanuts."

Ghost:"oh sorry I'm not woke enough!"

Soap:"huh????"

Ghost:"didn't know I was talking to the woke police."

Roach:"he's saying this cuz he thinks it's funny."

Ghost:"how dare you assume my pronouns! And my emotions!"

Roach:"you are annoying"

Ghost:"oh no another pronoun!"

Soap:"you're fired. "

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Price:"Nikolai is off limits!"

Ghost:" your affair partner is off limits but not your husband?"

Price:"yes, because he can't keep his dick in his pants."

Mactavish:"says the bitch that opened his legs first."

Price:"and that's why your boyfriends are dead."

Roach:"we're alive?"

Price:"wait."

Ghost:

Roach:

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09' Ghost:"I think I could take Captain Mactavish in a fight"

Roach, signing: you and I both know you don't mean in a fight.

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09' Soap:"I TELL BOTH OF THEM NOT TO DIE AND WHAT DO THESE IDIOTS DO? GET THEMSELVES TURNED INTO FUCKING BURNT NUGGETS!"

09' Price:

09' Price:"This is not how people are supposed to act when both their boyfriends are murdered."

09' Soap, not listening:"ALSO GHOST HAD THE AUDACITY TO GET SHOT IN THE FACE? FUCKING ASSHOLE NOT WANTING ME TO SEE HIS GOD DAMN FACE AGAIN."

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Roach:"Did you know if you don't sleep for a week you'll start hallucinating?"

Soap:"Sergeant, when was the last time you slept?"

Roach:"When was the last time you talked through your feelings?"

Soap:"Nice conversation."