Jan 18, 2017
HAT OF PEASANTRY
Lo o salt of the earth! How honorable your toil and how necessary your work. This simple straw hat not only keeps the sun from your face, but as long as it is worn you will be able to talk in the any language of the common folk fluently.
However to mingle with the peasantry has a cost. The hat itself, while making you more personable and likable to peasantry and the commons, renders the affluent rich completely alien to you. You will not be able to understand the language of the rich even if you know it before donning the hat, and you become more susceptible to their whims out of fear of retribution.
-M
