#10hc

[greenbeany]

Hey idk if your still doing the hc thing for rwby ships and I really liked your emerald city siblings one! What about emercury?

wow it has been a while since I've been asked for my headcannons on something woah :D

I've actually already got one for emercury right here, but it's a little outdated imo. Em is absolutely the more dominant figure in the relationship let's not fucking kid ourselves here.

Ty for the ask :D this is an open invitation to anyone reading this that I'm always happy to give more headcannons for things. My brain is so large and wriggly

[greenbeany]

Hello! It is I, your ozqrow Secret Santa! Letting you know I have received your prompt and I look forward to preparing your present! If it's not too invasive, do you headcanon Ozpin and Qrow as having favorite desserts, and if so, what kind?

Happy Holidays!

Secret Santa heehee 😌 (I am SO SORRY I HAD MY ASKS OFF I had absolutely no IDEA and if you didn't realize then it never happened :D)

OOH GOOD QUESTION I have entirely forgotten what prompts I put so this is going to be super interesting :D

Ozpin has a sweet tooth and will eat literally any dessert but if he had to choose he would go with the super fancy ones! Like croque en bouches (profiterole towers) or eclairs! But like the funky ones with raspberries and cream! (Click for full croque en bouche.)

Qrow is more basic because he runs on fumes, so I'd say the fanciest thing he orders is a tirimisu, because pure coffee. For much the same reason, he's a crème caramel fan, but like those tiny pots that you get from Walmart, not the fancy ones. Also he's a sucker for chocolate ice cream and Sundaes.

I AM SO SORRY FOR RANTING ABOUT FOOD, IM A LITTLE BIT HUNGRY I THINK BUT I ENJOYED GOOGLE SEARCHING FANCY FOOD!!!!

notes:

Lmk if my food choices are too fancy, my British brain saw dessert and went to the funkiest puddings it could. If you just wanted me to say an ice cream flavour or a chocolate bar, I would be more than happy to oblige

Actually, ozpin is a cookie dough guy, but he doesn't eat it infront of Qrow because bastard bird man hasn't let him live down the last time it happened

I went for food popular in Europe particularly, because that's where vale seems to take its culture from (and I don't know much about other Cuisines, as a European) so ignore me entirely

Sundaes aren't European I think but

HELLO AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS

[greenbeany]

Hey bean do you how many aus do you have with diabetic Nora? Also do you have any more headcanons for it? (Mostly I just love you talking about your headcanons and aus you always seem to have fun with them)

I don't have many AUs I think, just three:

Diabetic!Nora, Wattscar and Oscar goes time travelling AU, otherwise known as Cherry writes a fanfic. These all contain diabetic Nora because I'm a piece of shit. And I mean... Obviously diabetic Nora au contains diabetic Nora.

Ooh I do have headcanons for it tho, even if they are based on my own experiences:

Nora gets stressed easily, which makes her bloods fluctuate everywhere

Ren has the perfect semblance to counteract the high blood sugar

If he activates his semblance, he can help calm her, so no blood sugar spikes as far as those are concerned

High blood glucose can make higher powered attacks

Low blood sugars are disasters.

Nora sleeps a lot

It's a diabetic thing, I swear

Nora learns through experience, and passes it on to her son

Diabetes is partially hereditary, so if they didn't tell you, you would think Oscar is Nora and Rens kid

The best hypo prevention method is cheesecake

Animal crossing stress relief👏👏

[greenbeany]

Ship ask, fairgame 👀👀👀

WE ARE BACK BABY IT HAS BEEN A WHILE

FAIRGAME HEADCANOMS:

Clover likes hugs and cuddles and is generally very grabby. You don't get many hugs in the military so he likes to bear hug Qrow as much as possible.

Clover also makes the bed. Idk Qrow is pretty messy. I imagine he tidies up for Clover, but he still doesn't make the bed.

Qrow wakes up first. He's used to it after following RNJR across Anima. Clover is an early riser, but Qrow is up at 3am.

Idk I imagine Clover listens to traditional Irish music, that stuff you get in Irish pubs which sound like sea shanties. That's his vibe. Qrow likes Nirvana.

Qrow is an uncle, so naturally he is protective of Clover. He is going to murder Harriet any day now.

Clover fuckin BELTS in the shower. He sounds like the guy from the SpongeBob theme.

Qrow probably cries more in movies. He's a mourner this stuff upsets him yano.

Clover makes mad bank, and then spends it all in one day at a salon.

Oh if they kiss, Qrow kisses way rougher. The man is feral and touch starved. Let him have this.

Clover is more dominant. Qrow is a horrible bisexual man.

7/10 they're aight.

[greenbeany]

Headcanon For Nora and Oscar's Siblings/Mother-Son Relationship?

Because my follower count is dropping quickly, I guess it's time to bring this back, send in ships, duos or groups for me to HC about!

Nora & Oscar sibling HCs!

Nora is the cuddler, let's not lie to ourselves. She hug attacks Oscar at any given opportunity. This should surprise nobody. She can also be surprisingly soft (v8e1)

Oscar makes Nora's bed from Haven to Atlas. He's trying really hard to fit in. That being said, after all the loss, Nora starts making them for him instead when they get to Vacuo. She realises that he's a child and she feels guilty about letting everything happen to him.

Nora wakes up first. See here.

I believe I have discussed both of their tastes in music before. Nora shares Weiss' love of 80s classics and screamo music. Oscar enjoys video game soundtracks and they both like musical theatre. I think Nora's taste is a little more bizarre.

Nora is more protective next question.

Nora wins a surprising number of these. She's definitely the one who sings in the shower. Oscar is beginning to get migraines because of it.

She's also the one who cries during movies. Nora blubbers like crazy. Oscar gets used as a therapy plushie.

Oscar might actually spend more than Nora. Nora grew up broke, so she's conservative with money. Oscar is happy to go through Qrow's wallet.

Nora kisses Oscar on the forehead goodnight. Sometimes, this becomes violent headbutts. Ren dissaproves.

Oscar becomes the leader once Jaune is gone.

30/10. Peak sibling dynamic.

[greenbeany]

Bam another one: Plat!Ilia and Oscar

Okokokokokok omg it's the freckled siblings let's do it

PLAT! ILIA AND OSCAR:

Ilia is the cuddler, finally. She likes to surprise Oscar when she knows he's feeling down sometimes. And she's really gentle with this kind of stuff.

Oscar absolutely makes the bed. Ilia could, but Oscar is an acts of service kinda guy. He enjoys it.

Ilia wakes up first. I've covered Oscar waking up late before, but Ilia seems like an early riser anyway. White fang stuff.

I think I've established that Oscar likes VGM and soundtracks, but I do imagine he shares Ilia's love of indie as well. Good ol' indie music.

Ilia is more protective. Oscar is smol and must be protected at all costs. She will break your teeth.

Um Ilia is more likely to sing in the shower but only by a little. She hums songs in there.

They're both a little decensitised to scary or sad things because of trauma but out of the two of them, Ilia is probably more likely to cry. Just by a little

Oscar is still a therapy shopper.

Ilia only gives the gentlest of kisses to the homies, but Oscar doesn't do any at all so Ilia wins by default?

Oscar just about wins the dominant competition. Neither of them are particularly assertive so there's not much to go off

8/10! Lots of potential ... But no canon material. RT send your location.

[greenbeany]

Headcanons for Broken Machines?

God they're such a sweet duo tho. Not 100% sure I ship it but I do love the concept. Anyway you said headcannons but I'm gonna do the 10 Qs ask game. If you want a HC list feel free to resend, and also to add a specific topic if you'd like 💖

BROKEN MACHINES

Penny is the cuddler. Whitley will say hi and Penny will basically tackle him. Whitley is getting used to being thrown on the floor accidentally. He's even developed a stronger aura because of it.

Penny makes the bed. Whitley likes it a specific way or he can't sleep in it, but Penny somehow always gets it perfect. Whitley thinks it's miraculous.

Penny wakes up first. Penny has an internal clock.

Uhh Penny is into listening to the stars and to people's heartbeats and such. Whitley likes Anime sound tracks.

Penny is the protector of Mantle. She's definitely the protector of Whitley.

Penny doesn't shower, but she sings constantly anyway which I think counts.

Whitley absolutely cries in movies. No doubt about it that kid BAWLS

Whitley is also the mass spender. Kid's a Schnee what do you expect. Although he does shop for Penny and his sisters the most.

Because his competition is Penny, Whitley kinda has to be the rough kisser... But he's very gentle I promise.

Whitley is more dominate, but mainly because Penny is up for just about anything. They enjoy running around doing everything Whitley wants together.

7/10, very soft, much love.

[greenbeany]

I saw your ship asks and thought they were amazing, I hope that maybe you're willing to do a nuts and volts ask?? have a nice day!!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIP USED TO BE MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE WHEN I HARDCORE STANNED WATTS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ASKS ABOUT IT

The cuddler is Tyrian. Let's be honest it had to be. Watts is very picky on what circumstances he gives and receives hugs. And he washes his hands afterwards. But he accepts hugs.

Watts makes the bed and he kicks Tyrian out if he tries to help at all. Fuck off. You will just mess it up you rapscallion.

Tyrian wakes up first. Watts needs his beauty sleep.

Arthur listens to classical music, Tyrian listens exclusively to crude screamo songs... And Kylie Minogue.

They kind've aren't protective of eachother, but I reckon Tyrian is probably a little more protective.

Watts sings in the shower, and he makes sure EVERYBODY hears.

Oh, Tyrian absolutely cries in movies, he blubbers and blows his nose and the whole shebang. Watts sanitises the sofa afterwards.

Ok but there's no way Watts doesn't spend the most shopping. When you wear a suit that sharp you kinda have to shop a lot.

Tyrian kisses as rough as he fights. Tyrian is a freak let's be honest.

Arthur bosses Tyrian around a lot. Just like canon tbh.

They receive a 6 out of 10 because um the ship isn't as soft as my taste is now but that stuff used to be my shit yo.