Today marks Monwartz’s divorce and whatever team gets Schwartz will forever be embedded in the back of my skull because fuck you not respectfully💔 i asked to NOT separate them and the Kraken just spit in my wound
Im actually so distressed over losing Schwartz and it’s not funny, what do you mean I have to deal with Offseason pain while my sister is gleefully whimsical because Matty got reunited with Mackie? AUGHH
No actually fuck whatever team gets him because I lost the privilege of seeing him in my home town every game now, ho ass other team. I’ll miss Beautiful Gorgeous everyday…crying sobbing throwing up. ☹️☹️☹️







