#1am shitpost

[karsyntries]

[xleomustdiex]

photos from japan so far XD

only done a few things so far!! i stole my mums phone bc its the middle of the night but here’s a list of things ive done so far!!

disneyland + toy story hotel

teamlabs planets

record shopping

gatcha machines

12 story stationary store

this is probably the only time I can post this holiday but i will write a full summary when i get home XD (im also super homesick and it hasn’t even been a week ;-;)

[starlit-supposedly]

Sometimes I have the urge to eat a whole rotisserie chicken on the counter in the dark at 2am in the kitchen… this is a different urge than eating cheese on the counter at 3am in the dark- trust me the difference is subtle but important!

[lilithsorchid]

I’m in the midst of this weird phase where my university flat does not feel like home, but neither does my house where I grew up.

[serotonin-girl]

It is 1 AM and im literally having a terukane brainrot💀 - Mei

[hcneymilkks]

cw: 18+ MINORS DNI PLS

timeskip!

Sugardaddy! Kokonoi treating you out to a fancy restaurant with wine and a view of the city. He's gifted you with the sold out item you wanted, kissing your hands and saying you deserve the best treatment. Cue the same city skyline you see as you arch your back and grip the sheets as he fucks into you so well. Clothes and bags thrown all over the floor. Fuck it, he'll even fuck you from behind on your knees facing the balcony.

The next morning he's all domestic, kissing your forehead and making you coffee, smugly looking at all the marks he's given. Eyes going up and down and you know he's going for another round.

[m00nbuggies]

Tubbo: Yea I was executed

me: oh how nice ! tubbo finally told ranboo,, wait. *thinks back to last christmas*

tubbo last christmas: *literally singing a few lines abt how he was executed*

me: wait a damn minute.

[sarcasm10101]

Virgin Mary my ass. She's a slut and you know it.