#3x9

[random-rosie-thoughts]

LMAO you can tell they thought they weren't getting a 4th season

[its-not-aliens-mulder]

We're straight up steeling evidence now. Great

[its-not-aliens-mulder]

"tracking down a video piracy thing" skinner would have found mulder lying more believable if he had said something a little more absurd tbh but also skinner does. not. care so?

[its-not-aliens-mulder]

I love when Mulder sprints jn his big ass coat

[oklooneytunes]

[gingergofastboatsmojito]

Let´s play: things you can say during a good hard fuck and also during a sexless The Bear ep

Do it fast. Fuck.

Needs to get good or go away.

Still waiting on Wagyu. Let’s fucking go.

Still waiting on Wagyu. Let’s push.

No. Still waiting on Wagyu.

I’ve refired, Chef.

Refire it again. I had to cook it myself. Let’s fucking go.

Faster, please.

You’re fucking killing me. Please!

The cook on the Wagyu has been off all night tonight.

Please, chefs. Please, let’s pick it up.

You don’t want smoke, but you want music.

You hear the music here?

Yes.

Push, chefs! The cook is fucked! Refire, please!!!

Waiting on Wagyu all fucking day.

Please, again. Let’s fucking go!!!

Faster and cleaner, Chef!

No. Refire again, guys. The cook is off all fucking night tonight.

Let’s fucking go. You guys are fucking killing me.

Still waiting on agnolotti.

Cavatelli. Still waiting on agnolotti and Wagyu.

Please. Let’s fucking go!!!

Let’s fucking push, please!!! Let’s fucking go. Syd, waiting on Wagyu.

Richie asked for a hold.

Richie doesn’t get fucking holds.

Push. Refire again. Let’s fucking go!!!

Please give me the fucking agnolotti. Push. (If agnolotti is dirty talk, it could work, but a body part called agnolotti is too funny, so I´m crossing it off for now, will revise later)

Still waiting on Wagyu. Let’s fucking go.

Push, please.

Marcus, waiting on 23.

Waiting on agnolotti.

Waiting on Wagyu. Marcus, speak.

[Marcus] Firing, Chef.

Fire faster, please. We are behind.

Faster. Faster.

Chef Sydney, refire 21. Server dropped.

That’s the third fucking time in two weeks!

[Richie] What do you want me to do?

Teach your people how to walk!

[Richie] Teach your people how to fucking cook faster!

I’m so fucking sick of this.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

3x8 | 3x9

[moonarmin]

Throwback to season 3 real quick. I want to touch on about the whole "toni and cheryl are exiled from the serpents" situation.

First of all, the situation was so difficult for Jughead, i don't think he was being a bad leader there. If he just forgave both choni and fangs then why would he not do it again for other members yk? His leadership was in danger related to his authority and order, so i get it. Knowing that Fangs was dealing because he couldn't afford his mom's treatment without it + Jughead didn't told them the rule about not doing crimes, Fangs situation was his trigger to do that. Cheryl and Toni were robbing people's house for their own pleasure, for the thrills of it, and Cheryl didn't have any loyalty towards the serpents whatsoever, it was not a good idea to keep her in the gang yk (not hating cheryl's my favorite character, but i cannot defend her here) BUT I CAN EXPLAIN WHY.

Of course if i'm talking about this it's because it's going to be related to Cheronica. Like wdym she stole from Hiram, so, Veronica's dad AND left a trace behind her?? what for ??

My take is that they were some kind of beef towards them or something, since 5 weeks have passed, anything could've happen without us knowing. Also it would've been so much fun if the robbing scene happened BEFORE choni going at La Bonne Nuit. (thr flirting. the looks guys. Veronica was not looking at Toni ONCE) (sorry) (no actually i'm not, one of my favorite cheronica scene. using of french words. the way Veronica is looking at her and keep doing in when she's leaving them. hyperventilating rn.)

Or maybe, Cheryl was trying to prove a point to Toni, like reassure her or something. I'm SO CERTAIN that during 3x8 Toni made some comment about Veronica (wdym toni was on rest duties at cheryl's and her girlfriend spent the entire day with Veronica? At some point Cheryl was back at home when Veronica texted her after she called Betty, Toni must've said something like "ugh.. Veronica again?" Maybe Cheryl and Toni had a little argument about it, and now Cheryl, by stealing Hiram (and by definition Veronica) is proving that she "doesn't care" about Veronica as she activelly putting her in trouble

(she was doddging her calls guys) (ofc she is) (cracking me up)

Maybe Cheryl kissed the portrait because she was feeling even more rebellious after Jughead's speech but.... one thing that doesn't make sense with all of that. Later on the episode, Betty is asking some adults of riverdale (and cheryl?) if they would agree to take in a few girls that escaped the Sisters. And Cheryl agrees.. how nice of her right ? Why would she be okay to help people she didn't even know, but she was willing to put the serpents (those who welcomed her) AND HER OWN GIRLFRIEND in danger because of one stupid egg??

No she had reasons to do that, it's so sus. also not hiram being like "you need to find me that egg" "and why is it my responsability??" (i would love him to say "bc that's your girlfriend mija") but no he just blackmailing her :((( (dad of the year yay