Imagine the company learning that you don't back down from a fight with anyone
You and Gandalf: *arguing about enchanting Thorin's map so he stops getting lost*
Gandalf: *does that weird magic thing that he did to intimidate the dwarves into letting Bilbo come along, that makes the room go dark and creek* I am getting irritated with you, you vexing child, what I say goes.
You: ex-fucking-cuse you? How dare you dismiss me like that my concerns are perfectly valid! Also using your magic like that to win an argument is an abuse of power, especially when it's against someone who can't use magic. Don't think for even a minute that you frighten me, or that I will drop the conversation cause you made it go dark. What sort of dopey ass excuse of a wizard are you, I have concerns that you could easily solve with your magic in five fucking minutes!
Gandalf: fine I'll do it, if you just shut your mouth for a minute!! Or better yet go bother some one else
You: hmpf, I'll go tell Thorin
Thorin: what was all that about?
You: he's going to enchant your map so it tells us the right way so we stop getting lost.
Thorin: what did you do that I don't need that.
You: *grabs him by the scruff of his tunic and pulls him towards you* I did not pick a fucking fight with a maiar just so you could reject it, you're going to get it and you're going to like it.
Thorin: maiar? Gandalf is not a maiar, he's a wizard.
You: oi Gandalf! You're a maiar, the whole wizard thing is a cover, right?
Gandalf: yes....wait you picked a fight with me even though you knew what I am?
You: yer damn right I did!! I don't care if you are a member of the Valar, nobody gets to talk to me like that. *turns back to Thorin and boops his nose* that goes for you too, got it?
Thorin: *is a little afraid yet happy you are here* noted
You: good, *drops him* now who want to play cards?
Thorin: *straightens his shirt*
Dwalin: damn, thats kind of hot.
Thorin: I agree, perfect queen material.
