Sep 27, 2017
Imagine losing part of your voice temporarily due to illness
You: *in a super scratchy voice* what's for breakfast boys?
Kili: whoa you sound awful.
You: I feel fine.
Gandalf: really? Because you sound like a fellbeast of the nazgul.
You: *throws a blanket over your shoulder and flaps them like wings and screams weakly like a pterodactyl while moving toward Kili*
Fili: Don't worry little brother, I shall save you from the foul beast! *scoops you up and throws you over his shoulder*
You: * Squawks sadly and pathetically flaps the blanket and kicks your legs*
