#911humor

[matan4il]

He’s a 10, but... || Buck’s version

[matan4il]

Me, constantly: OK, but surely no two fictional characters have ever been closer than Buck and Eddie have been without actually being a canon couple, never in the history of fiction ever...

911 with every new season: Hold my beer.

[matan4il]

I had to do it.

Based on this meta post.

[matan4il]

They have Eddie the Technophobe man the official lafd twitter account, and less than a year letter, Twitter is dying. Coincidence?... Probably, but it's still funny.

*snooooooorts* Hi hon, I have to tell you it is not nice to make me choke on my drink like that! XD I’m laughing so hard. OMG, what a mess Twitter is going through! And look at the effect that will have on other social media sites, too. I do wonder, what are the odds that this is all some sort of a master plan implemented by Buck? He was deep diving - as a trivia lover like him does - into Musk’s biography and decided that the man needed to be taken down. So when Eddie asked to be transferred, Buck saw his opportunity. He knew that it can only eventually cause Twitter to implode if Eddie is left anywhere near it, so Buck talked to Bobby and while no one else is aware, he’s the one who planted the idea in their captain’s head of where to get Eddie re-assigned. Buck got Eddie to tweet on the LAFD account stuff that Musk wouldn’t be able stand in order to lure him in, and the rest was just inertia the second that Musk, Twitter and Eddie were all on a collision course. Of course, there’s was no way Eddie would stay away from the 118 for too long if he had to deal with that much technology every single day, so eventually, he would have to quit and come back to being a firefighter. Two birds, one stone smug Evan Buckley who got everything he ever wanted, especially his work husband back. ;)

Thank you, I hope I managed to amuse you no less than you did me! Have a great day! And as always, here’s my ask tag. xoxox

[matan4il]

Parallel version here.

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[shadow-electra]

First 911 call

So my sister called 911 the other day for the first time ever. She was in a car and passed by a cemetery where she saw a fire and thought she should call. So she called them and said, "Um, so Saint Peter is on fire." Cause yes. They kicked Saint Peter out and set him a blaze.