Domestic + Intimate Headcanons Pt. III
Hey so, I lied! I had every intention of leaving this as a two part series, but now it might just be an annual thing. Quite a few bullet points from pt. I & II are now canon, so I’m manifesting atp✨ 📿🔮🕯️✨
Note: It’s been nearly 9 months a year! I can’t be brief about these men. I had a lot to say so skip to your mains if you must. I also don’t play the New Home feature, so some of these might be “canon”. As always, these are just my opinions!
Part. I, Part. II
⤠Tags: MDNI, %0.01 angst, fluff, afab!reader, but mostly gn, Zayne, Xavier, Sylus, Rafayel, Caleb x reader
⤠ Word count: 2.5k (mostly proofread)
Zayne
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✧ The embodiment of the “Dads Who Did Not Want Pets” subreddit
✧ The tip of his ears always have a tinge of red when you call him “Zaynie”
✧ Scrapbooking after your first anniversary. The collection of picture frames overcrowding his desk was his sign to start
✧ Was really flustered when you first started peppering his face with kisses. But now he expects them before bed/or when he arrives home and gets fussy if you haven’t done it in a while
✧ Over a long period of time, he’s become the one to say "Five more minuets..." Even with a full 8 hours it’s nearly impossible to free yourself from his embrace
✧ Covers your head with blankets before turning on the bathroom light to get ready for work
✧ Your fav cafe/teashop awarded him customer of the year. The custom milk tea he always gets you is a new limited time item. They let him name the drink and it’s y/n 🥹
Note: Just a hunch, but I get the feeling he’d hate black licorice
✧ Though he doesn’t prioritize fashion, you often help him pick an outfit. Mainly for colour matching or the choosing between ties, vests, jackets, etc. He can dress himself but likes your input. Plus, he likes bragging about you if he gets a compliment "Thank you. My girlfriend picked it out for me."
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✧ I did say I’m manifesting right? Though he’s officially the quietest ot5, with a lot of praise and encouragement, especially if you’re doming, he'll blossom into a groaner and a slight whiner if we’re lucky
✧ Don’t send him no dirty texts or pics if you’re not ready to be damn near tackled onto the bed as soon as he gets home!
✧ C*ck ring + thumb
✧ Piggybacking from the Secret's Kiss and Steamy Proximity cards: 100% he's answered work calls mid thrust. He sounds completely unfazed on the other end of the call. If anything he might lie and say they caught him in the middle of a quick run, but little do they know his hips are snapping against you while his free hand covers your mouth
✧ I have a hard time truly envisioning the type of eater he is bc I know once I do, I'll be lightheaded. You know how when he goes in for a genuine kiss it's never just one? A man starved is an understatement
✧ Middle and ring finger kinda guy. No, I will not elaborate
✧ Human air pulse vibrator and always telling you how sweet you taste
✧ Actually, this man is always telling how good the coochie is period
✧ Let's be uncomfortably honest, your moans aren't cute or sexy when you're with him for very long. His knowledge of anaotomy + precison and accuracy + all your tics committed to memory?! You sound like you're in a zombie movie I'm so sorry
✧ Infold hasn’t really progressed anywhere after the Kitty Butler banner in lieu of the foot fetish speculations. To elaborate from pt I, I think there’s an allure for stockings, similar to lace and lingerie
✧ I don’t think we’re at foot job levels yet, but it’s something seemingly innocent yet tantalising. Think teasingly playing footsie under the table. Gentle taps on his shin to then slowly dragging your foot up his leg and stopping at his crotch. He’ll glare at you from across the table, pay for dinner early, and hurriedly carry you out the restaurant
✧ Home movies on webcam (never his work laptop!) It’s almost always in the cowgirl position, and he makes a point to hold your hips still and peer over your shoulder to watch his essence slowly drip out of you on the monitor. Every vein in his body pulses at the sight of your combined climax
Xavier
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✧ Dinosaur nerd. Has about a dozen different books in his collection
✧ Can beat the world record (and many world records for that matter) for solving the Rubik’s cube but doesn’t care for the notoriety to actually go through with it
✧ Probably a menace playing games like Magic: The Gathering or Dungeons & Dragons. Would definitely use his past experiences to his advantage (plus he’s a pretty good actor)
✧ Though you’ve caught onto his antics, he’ll still try and 😟 🥺 👉👈 his way out of ANYTHING
✧ Came up with a code word for anytime either of you want to leave a social event early
✧ Volunteers his hands for your finger knit/crochet projects
✧ Your colleagues always fight over him to join their team on trivia nights at the bar/pub after work
✧ Space museum/planetarium dates. Except he’s your personal tour guide, recounting all the discoveries and memories he made on each planet
✧ Was finally able to get another name approved by Minor Celestial Object Committee and named the new star he discovered after you of course
✧ Secretly composes music. When he’s confident in his work, he’ll play a number of songs and have you rank them. Your favourite ends up being what you walk down the aisle to
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✧ Mutual masturbation
✧ Before you were exclusive, there’s 98% chance he literally had his ear to the ground listening to you alone or with someone else
✧ Always surveying buildings to find the perfect spot for quickies
✧ I was wrong. He’s NOT mostly quiet; he’s a whiny, whimpering, demanding mess!
✧ This short-tempered freak only seems to calm down when you get on top of him
✧ Though he likes watching you solo, it’s still on his terms. He's directing every pose, hand movement, sound, and speed til you're close and he inevitably takes over
✧ Alternates between flat and fluttery laps. No, I will not elaborate
✧ Sticks his fingers in your mouth despite how desperate he is to taste the aftermath of his handy work
✧ Pie, pie, pie!
✧ Angry sex is never just one round, it always turns into passionate makeup sex. Each round more vulnruable than the next until you're finally gentle and tantric with one another
✧ Since he’s into punishments, this annoying little shit always uses the vibe on the lowest setting and turns it all the way up with no warning
✧ ^ When you bought the rabbit as a joke to tease him? Bad idea. You literally had to crawl out of it for him to stop
Sylus
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✧ “Accidentally” rolls on top of you when it’s time to get up for work
✧ Scenic routes on horseback with a picnic in a valley of roses
✧ Go-karting
✧ Games like Drawful with you, Luke, and Kieran always turn into a yelling match
✧ 10+ minute long voice notes that’s just made up stories to fall asleep to on the nights he can’t FaceTime
✧ Laughed for about 10 minutes straight when he found out you were jealous of one of the cats he was fostering. Usually you’re the favourite human amongst the colony of strays you feed, but the one cat you brought in to nurse back to health chose him (You never hear the end of it)
✧ Surprised you to Broadway tickets…to see Cats…and he hated it 😭
✧ He’ll never admit it, but he’s truly touched whenever he’s gifted flowers
✧ Usually lingers outside the bathroom door whenever you shower to hear you sing
✧ Bc of your conflicting schedules he sometimes brings you breakfast on his way back from work. You enjoy your meal together before you head out and he gets ready for bed
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✧ Finsub tendencies — specifically when you buy date night outfits and lingerie
✧ Mirror sex
✧ To take it a step further, as good as I think is at backshots, he’s less inclined to do it if he can’t see your face. Your reaction to what he’s doing is what keeps him going
✧ I was wrong, he’s a grunter, groaner AND a moaner 😩🙌🏾
✧ Extended foreplay. As in he’s doing little things all day to have the coochie marinating for hours. Suggestive texts, whispering his desires in your ear when you finally meet, and always “accidentally” bumping into each other has you soaked before he even touches you
✧ Rolls his r’s. No, I will not elaborate
✧ Clit spanking
✧ Makes you beg
✧ (I’m annoyed Grasped Dominion confirmed this before I could finish this post, but) Sub! Sylus half of the time is so annoying and petulant. Saying things like "Have you started yet?" or "That's it?" only to chuckle at you once you’re more aggressive with him
✧ Insatiable endurance. Typically doesn’t finish until you finish
✧ I hate how this sounds in the simplest terms, but I think to the only way to tame him is to ride him. 1) he likes when you initiate intimacy, 2) he likes it when you’re greedy with him, and 3) he loves seeing you in pure ecstasy
Play-by-play: Pin him down. Mount, grind and kiss him while moaning in his mouth. He’ll do just about anything you say after that. Boss him around. Your pleasure is his at the end of the day, so don’t move how they do in films, keep him still and use him. He’ll melt into the couch. Praise him when you’re close up until you’ve reached your peak (<-- it’s one of the few times he'll finish before you)
Rafayel
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✧ Hates theme parks like SeaWorld for obvious reasons
✧ Annual trips to Verona (he’s a wine snob)
✧ Chaste kisses on your shoulder when hugging you from behind
✧ Disappointed and mortified when he first learned what paintball actually was
✧ A bit of a heckler, so he often rents movies/books private screenings at the cinema so you can talk throughout the show
✧ Sketches your tattoo ideas
✧ Butterfly Kisses
✧ Hosted a special exhibit of all his works inspired by you
✧ Nighttime gondola ride with a serenade. Despite the irony of his sea sickness, he had a school of fish “row” the boat instead of a gondolier (prefers the privacy)
✧ From this twitter post, he’s definitely the best bf to go shopping for makeup bc of his artistic eye. And based on the replies, unpopular opinion: he wouldn’t mind holding the basket and hand swatches. He loves colour? You’re his favourite canvas so choosing the right shades and pigments for you is a mutual win-win
✧ When consoling you, he’s not keen on forcing any other emotion out of you, but that doesn’t stop him from trying to make you laugh/smile
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✧ Helps landscape cute & fun shapes
✧ Flavoured lube
✧ Long & veiny
✧ Oddly tends to rub your feet when you sit on his face
✧ Long drawn out moans (when nuzzled between your legs) that only get louder when you do
✧ Guitar strumming without the pick. No, I will not elaborate
✧ Praise is a must when he’s receiving, but when he’s giving? 😳 He’s very descriptive. Always telling you how pretty you look
✧ SMUG. Figured out your body responds the most to his voice and now he never shuts up. He’ll whine and say just about anything to bring you over the edge
✧ ^ Phone sex has been routine on long distance trips ever since
✧ Hide your toys. Otherwise he’ll turn you into a sprinkler
✧ If we’re brutally honest, with him you’re a human sprinkler anyway anyhow
✧ Dom leaning switch and it’s been shown pretty consistently for 2 years now. We know he’s manipulative. He’s aware of how he presents himself. If we’re to look even deeper into it: he has a history of his people being captured, restrained and experimented on. He’s also a sea GOD. Subconsciously (or maybe it's on purpose!) his dominance is a reclaimation of power dynamics. 85-ish% of the time when he’s submissive, it’s to catch you off guard
✧ Controversial take: Sub!Rafayel is actually a very good boy. Of course he's gonna mess with you, he's deeply unserious. But his devotion??? When that carries over into the bedroom, it brings on a whole new meaning to being taken care of
Note: Even more controversial take: the sassy submissive switch that’s often associated with him aligns more with Sylus 🤐🚶♀️➡️🚪
Caleb
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✧ Origami bouquets with love notes inside each flower :)
✧ Slightly superstitious. It was relentless when he was a kid, but he’s since then outgrown it (for the most part)
✧ Really good at catching things in his mouth. You almost got kicked out of a cafe for being disruptive
✧ Custom bootleg tees with your name and face on it. I think all of them would be thrilled to have one, but Caleb would be the quickest and proudest to wear it in public. Like it’s no contest
✧ Always looking up + testing recipes of unique foods from films you wanted to try when you were kids
✧ Temporarily banned from a haunted house for instinctively tackling an actor when they jumped out in front of you
✧ He’ll let you swatch things on his hand at the makeup counter, but alternatively to Rafayel, he’s filling his notes app with the exact product + shade names of everything you pick up and put back. And I mean everything unless you explicitly say you don’t like it
✧ Turns into an energetic puppy when it’s time to wake you up. He’ll blast music or make up his own songs while trying to pull you out of bed. If that doesn’t work, Colonel Caleb clocks in
✧ Speaking of which, he’s THEE best/worst personal trainer. He won’t go easy on you and is absolutely the kind of trainer to stay on the same number counting reps if your form’s off “one…two…three…three…three —straighten out that back pips!”
✧ King of the holidays. Allow me to rant for a bit about this one: I gotta give it to him, he’d be the best LI to be around in any holiday season.
His yearning for nostalgia 🤝 traditionalist habits = magic in the air every year. He doesnt necessarily care about cooking or decorating during this time, it’s more so about doing it for festivities sake. Process > Outcome
Note: If I were MC, I’d imagine being with Caleb feels like Christmas/Lunar New Year/or any major holiday where people go back home.
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✧ Slutty thirst trap pics
✧ Unbelievably rock solid when he sees you in his uniform — he's lasting like 8+ rounds
✧ Arguably the biggest breeding kink out of everyone. Like, his dick twitches looking at it
✧ Eats you out till you cry
✧ Something abt him makes me think he’d spit in your mouth idk
✧ Twerks on it 😭 NO, I will NOT elaborate 😭😭😭
✧ Though gloves are canon, he’s also got those textured/ribbed ones (that one bokeplads vid if you know you know)
✧ Slow but precise pumps; a power move to get you to beg
✧ Pitiful in the submissive
✧ Impressive stamina, but usually falters quickly when you call him a "good boy"
✧ For slightly selfish reasons, he hopes you favour his human hand over the prosthetic one. Feeling how desperately you need him, progressively getting wetter and squeezing around his fingers is unmatched. There’s a small but present insecurity around it which makes him work harder with his real hand
✧ Expanding further about his control issues in pt ii: He's shown an incredible amount of restraint and has clearly waited forever to touch you. Orgasm denials for him are slightly sadistic and moreover obsessive. So many times he’s fantasized about the way you look and sound under him when you're about to come; he’s stopping and starting till the exact vision from his fantasies come to life
ꨄ︎ A/N: If you made it all the way through you’re my fav 🤍 Infold did their big one in 2025 with the fluffy content so, it was considerably harder to come up with fluff. Especially for Sylus. Magnum Opus is still top 5 fluffiest Sylus cards, like what do you write after that 🥀
And I feel like I dropped the ball on Rafayel this time. I’m so sorry to the little fishie mermaid brides 🥺 I promise to make it up to you
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