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100% totally serious modern au jobs for the m9:

Jester: social media influencer/Banksy

Caduceus: barista constantly foiling every customer’s dream of living out their own coffee shop au

Yasha: runs a florist shop with Zuala (in theory), spends all her time avoiding talking to customers (in practice)

Nott: merciless godqueen of the PTA, also a beloved and eccentric science teacher, fondly cited by former students as the reason they're genuine turn-lead-into-gold alchemists/researching cures for terminal diseases/designing their own super villian lair

Caleb: Jackson Galaxy, but it’s a surprise

Beau: the Most Dangerous Librarian

Molly: ghost (at a haunted house) and other assorted acting gigs

Fjord: uses magic from Uk’otoah to make the little storms to mist the veggies in the grocery stores

#critical role #screenshot #the mighty nein #jester lavorre #caduceus clay #yasha nydoorin #nott the brave #veth brenotto #caleb widogast #beauregard #mollymauk tealeaf #fjord #a cheesecake shitposts

Jester: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Caduceus: His name.

Jester: No, you call him an investigator, silly!

Caduceus: I would call him Sir.

#critical role #cr2 #the mighty nein #jester lavorre #caduceus clay #a cheesecake shitposts

Beau: Hey bro you got the time?

Caleb: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls Frumpkin out of the inside of his jacket and looks him dead in the eyes] about 6pm

#op: tumblr user fergzillar #new au #this is how he tells the time it's not in his head #critical role #beauregard #caleb widogast #a cheesecake shitposts

The Mighty Nien as some of Matt Adrian’s Troubled Birds

Yasha:

Caleb:

Beau:

Fjord:

Jester:

Caduceus:

Nott:

and, with apologies, Molly:

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you: drew a great picture of Fjord Critrole

me, an intellectual: fjanart

#critical role #fjord #a cheesecake shitposts #i'm sure this has been done before

Pride and Prejudice would be better if Lizzie and Charlotte got together. No I don’t mean a modern adaptation I mean Jane Austen should have written lesbians send tweet

#pride and prejudice #jane austen #a cheesecake shitposts #i say that #but i'm a serious as a cold caught in the rain while emotionally overwhelmed

“I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.”

-- Caleb Widogast, probably

#critical role #the mighty nein #caleb widogast #jason medoza #the good place #incorrect quotes #tbh if i could summon fire i'd use it to solve a lot of problems too #or change them #you know #a cheesecake shitposts

Beau, leading the M9 through Xhorhasian Walmart :okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.

Caduceus: wait, what was mission number one?

Beau: fucking getting here, Duces.

#shitpost adapted from op by tumblr user striders #critical role #the mighty nein #cr2 #beuregard #caduceus clay #a cheesecake shitposts #in the op it was travis who forgot what plan was and i was TEMPTED #but it didn't play out that way

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