[no seriously, how do i listen to this and stop thinking about Stiles being genuinely pissed off that he’s so attracted to Derek]
[how can you listen to this and not!]
he’s a fight to the death, he’s a gun to my head, an impossible friend, would you take every breath and put it all in one man?
am i impatient? i can’t stop dating them, and i’m insatiable, i love the taste of ‘em
and i have too much tolerance, you ugly and fine as shit, and if i had more common sense then i would take my ride and dip
i feel shame cause you’re such a pain but my DNA wants your D in me !
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because out of all the people he could have a crush on, why would Stiles’ mind, body, and soul choose Derek. Derek who’s cocky at times, bad conversationalist, sometimes too blunt or callous with his words, who’s rough around many edges?
but he’s so damn fine, effortlessly confident, his smile could end longstanding wars, he’s soft when he wants to be, when he looks at you it’s with intent. he’s got a quiet devotion to him that’s hard to pick up.
but he’s a smug asshole! who knows how to push people’s buttons (especially Stiles’), and he’s got funny one-liners that make you want to roll your eyes or punch him in the face — his stupid, gorgeous face.
and if Stiles were a better man, with better common sense, he’d leave it alone! get in his ride and fucking dip. but god, does he want Derek so bad! knows that when he could finally have him, he’d be insatiable, and love the taste of him — would want to be up under him all the time, wear his fucking skin if Derek would let him!
and Derek fucking knows.. but he’ll play the long game just because.
aah, men!
