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Los Juniors versión fem ✨
Dunno if this has been done yet but...
Lan Jingyi: JIN LING!! COME BACK HERE OR I SWEA-
Lan Qiren, on an automated device recording: No yelling in the Cloud Recesses.
Lan Sizhui: What happened?
Lan Jingyi: That jer- I mean, he took my sword! I am going to drag him out the the Cloud Reccesses and fight him...
Lan Sizhui: Uh... but you don’t have a weapon. You’re not armed.
Jin Ling, appearing from behind: Oh, he is. With overconfidence.
Lan Sizhui:
Lan Jingyi:
Lan Jingyi, chasing him: YOU-
Lan Qiren: [glares through automated recording cause he’s magical]
Lan Jingyi: I will kill you! I don’t care if you’re a princess. You’re dead!
Lan Sizhui, face palming: Not again...
喝到后来,他像鹅一样惴惴不安地打嗝,打完了,又喝了一杯,醉了。我问:“你怎么那么能捉鸟啊?” “你跟我一样,你也能捉。”他说。 “跟你怎样啊?”我问。 “有仇,仇,跟鸟儿有仇。”他说。 “人怎么跟鸟儿有仇啊?”我很诧异。可是他眼睛想睁睁不开,头眼见着垂下去了。我摇着他,问:“人怎么会跟鸟儿有仇啊?”可他就是不醒,我还是摇,摇得他不得安生,终于把眼睛一下下睁开了,好像母鸡好不容易屙出了蛋。他问:“你说什么?” 我说:“人怎么跟鸟儿有仇啊?” “因为,因为鸟儿看到我了,看到我了。”他叉开手指答道,然后胳膊一松,头又扑臂窝里了。 “看到你什么了?”我问。他却是又睡着了。 Later, he started to hiccup anxiously. After the hiccups stopped, he downed another cup. I could tell he was drunk. I asked him: “How are you so good at catching birds?” “You and I are the same; you could catch them too,” he said. “The same, how?” I asked. “Bad blood. We’ve got bad blood with the birds.” “How can humans have bad blood with birds?” I was astonished. At this point, he could barely keep his eyes open anymore. His head began to droop down. I shook him and said, “Hey, how can humans have bad blood with birds?” But he was fast asleep. I continued to shake him until he was forced to rouse. Slowly, he finally reopened his eyes, one at a time, like a newly-born chick that a hen just shat out. He muttered, “What did you say?” “How can people have bad blood with birds?” “Because – because the bird saw me. It saw me.” He stretched out his fingers, loosened up his arm, and rested his head back on it. “What did it see?” I asked. But he was fast asleep once more.
“The Bird Saw Me” (鸟,看见我了) by A Yi (阿乙). 2010. Translation by Chelsea Shieh.
Praised by poet Bei Dao as one of “one of the most gifted Chinese writers in recent times”, Chinese writer A Yi (real name Ai Guozhu) is a rising figure in the global literary scene. Born in Jiangxi Province in 1976, A Yi has worked as a police officer, secretary, and magazine editor prior to entering the literary world. He is known for his stubborn personality and dark, unflinching writing style. Many of the themes in his stories are drawn from his experiences working as a police officer, and explore subjects like crime, murder, and the rural poor.
“The Bird Saw Me” appears in A Yi’s 2010 short story collection of the same name. A Yi utilizes multiple perspectives, narrative gaps, and temporal distortion to create a story that forces the reader to put the pieces together themselves.
As of right now, only one of A Yi’s novels have received an English translation.
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MDZS Talent Contest
Judges: Lan Wangji, Lan Qiren, and Jiang Cheng
WWX: [plays flute]
Also WWX: [accidentially starts another mini zombie apocalypse]
LWJ:
LWJ: [slow claps]
...
Lan Jingyi:
Jin Ling: A yi, please please PLEASE DON’T-
Lan Jingyi, dramatically gesturing: You can’t control my life, a ling!!
Lan Jingyi: [staring deeply into the judges’ eyes]
Lan Jingyi: [breathes in & out]
Lan Jingyi: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT GURL I SEEEEEEEEE
Lan Jingyi: VERY STRAIGHT
Lan Jingyi: UNLIKEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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Lan Sizhui: And that’s how he came out to our sect!
A Qing: I-I see...
Lan Jingyi, pointing at Lan Sizhui and Jin Ling: Haha gay-
Lan Sizhui: A yi-
Jin Ling: We have been dating for TWO WHOLE MONTHS-