#a-lost-archivist

[ariadosanon]

VICTORIA.

- Jonathan Sims (@a-lost-archivist)

Oh good MORNING Jon!~

How are you. Did you finally get some sleep last night?

[paldeasnemesis]

🗣️Jonathan Sims @a-lost-archivist

yet another stuck-up dipshit, seems to be this website's prime demographic. at least he's polite about it though.

[prof-snakewood]

Snakewood. Considering several blatantly incorrect posts on your blog, I feel the need to make one thing abundantly clear to you.

The first is that my decisions last night were mine, and mine alone. I was made well aware of the risks, directly told by several people to leave well enough alone, and I ignored them. I acted on impulse, and I paid for it.

What happened last night was entirely my fault, and not the fault of the researchers who ,for the record, knew far better than you did. The Zoroark and his kit are alive because of them. So I don’t want to hear you running your damn mouth and blaming them for my inability to think.

- Jonathan Sims (@a-lost-archivist)

How good to see you’re well enough to insult me, and attempt to cover the asses of the people threatening me with bodily harm.

So good to hear your side of the story. I certainly didn’t mean any harm by my comments.

I have no further commentary on your message. Especially given it’s quite rude, and takes my concern in poor faith.

Hm.

[thinkin-about-berries]

How ah… how familiar are you with multiverse theory?

- Jonathan Sims (@a-lost-archivist)

i uh

i'm not really that uh well-versed in that kinda thing

... please tell me you're joking...?

[suddenly-carrying-pokemon]

...Hm.

So you're an ah... paranormal researcher of sorts, then. Interesting..

Well ah.. if you'd ever like to swap notes with someone from a similar field, I'd be open. I'm honestly a bit curious how the ah.. anomalies of your world differed from mine.

Oh, and my condolences for what happened with your coworkers. I can.. empathize.

-Jonathan Sims, @a-lost-archivist

"Paranormal researcher"... I suppose that's strictly true, isn't it?

I'll have to remember to reach out once I have my feet on the ground, so to speak. Thank you for the offer!

My coworkers? They were nothing but good to me, I'm not-

Oh, the anomaly. Yes. It's... I mean it, you know. I really, truly do not hold it against them. It had to be done, plain and simple. Just because it brought my own insecurities to the surface doesn't give me any right to judge them for doing exactly what protocol dictates.

[ariadosanon]

Nictoria answer my goddamn reblog I know damn well you can see it.

- @a-lost-archivist

Idk what you mean JON. I don’t see SHIT

[ariadosanon]

[Pelipper mail!

It’s a box, filled to the brim with various treats and trinkets for Pokemon. Chew toys designed to withstand a Hydreigon, a treat puzzle for Ariados, whatever would qualify as a snack for a Porygon, even something for Darling.

There’s a note attached. It reads:

“My condolences. I’m sorry it had to end this way.

- Jon”]

…. Huh.

Didn’t really see this coming. I expected some kind of threat of pipe murder situation.

Thanks. @a-lost-archivist the team appreciates it.

Respect.

[ariadosanon]

Suturing my name into its skull what is your goddamn problem.

- Jonathan Sims (@a-lost-archivist)

Oh hi Jon! You found my special message I see. Great! That means you can tell me if removal sacrificed the entire EYE.

I thought that’d AMUSE you. And by amuse, I mean DISGUST you.

As for what’s wrong with me, we don’t have the TIME to unpack all of that. But I appreciate the ASK!