#a-wuzzley-guy

[poorlydrawndragonite]

I can't tell if you work as a postman or if you're dressing up like a JJBA character

[pkmn-monochrome]

[iamyour-hope]

(@iamyour-peace) "Trick or treat!"

[symphonies-of-silver]

Hmmm, I wonder if you're as kind as other lugias i've met *reaches out my paw as if trying to pet the much larger mon's head* I'm honored to meet you either way. Do you have any children, or at least, anyone you consider to be your child?

"Ahem. I suppose to answer your question, yes. I have lived long enough to father a child of my own."

[sindumpster]

Idk what Kurt's complaining about, vore is a good way to make people disappear

I'd know, one of my characters did it all the time

Jake wonders this too ngl. Very little mess (no bloodstains or other bullshit), hiding the body is easy and no evidence, AND he gets free dinner (or several days worth of free dinners lol), and pretty good pay too. He can even joke about eating the missing dude and nobody will take him seriously.

And it’s not like Kurt HAS TO visit the gym. The derg has it good lol

[startistdoodles]

So what does Arceus think of his babies receiving all of this attention and affection without him? Also, to hopefully help stave off his potential wrath *smooches Arceus on the cheek*

(@chickenmilk120 @sinnohsimp )

If y'all keep acting so sweet to him he's just gonna end up adopting you 😂

Honestly he probably already has 💕

[askduskull]

Question WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE A LIGHT IN HERE IF THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN?!

The room creaked and groaned from the previous event, as if something was on the outside trying to find a way back in The duskull remains in the corner on the floor, sulking. “I made HOME safe by using a SEAL... but did not design if there was lighting. It was nice sometimes, having dim light.... At least the person before left some smoldering ashes in the corner...”  The embers glinted slightly in the room, but provided no comfort.

[leilani-and-kass]

@Kass You scorched it you DONKEY!

"Still, would be nice if the Aether eggheads thought to pack some barbecue sauce or somethin.'"

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