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ㅤ I got done playing Dandy's World with two friends, one of them unlocked the description of Twisted Dyle and I asked him to read it to me since I haven't seen / heard it before. But now I can't get it out of my head.

ㅤ Like what do you mean he was never apart of the Dandy's World show? What does that entail and mean lore wise??? What was his role during that time?? I assume it has something to do with the trains and Gardenview's transportation but I still have so many questions, like what did they use the transportation for? People? Items? What kind of people? What kind of items? For what purpose, reasoning and cause?

ㅤ The other fucking bombshell I can't get out of my head IS THE FACT HE'S SEEN THE OUTSIDE WORLD????? HELLO????? What does that mean???? How did that happen??? What does that entail???? Was he meant to see the outside world or was it just an accident???? Does it have to do with the train system????

ㅤ I'm so bloody curious and confused about this fuck ass clock. I know that Dyle knows a lot of bloody stuff, but he's actively choosing not to say anything about it. It seems to that he's choosing not to play an active role, like he's content simply sitting back and just watching. It makes his line of "- I don't have the luxury of friends." Play in my head again.

ㅤ Simply because why? The way he says that is like it's belief he's had for a long time and is resigned to it because it's been repeated so many times. How did that happen? Why did that? Where did he get that idea from? Was from seeing the outside world? Was it because he was never on the show? Why was he never on the show? Does this somehow play into him being a lethal?

ㅤ I have so many damn questions but no bloody answers. Please if you have any knowledge about this clock and wanna add on to this, go ahead. I'm so curious, I wanna pick up Dyle and just shake him until I get my answers lol

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Maple <3

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So I'm just... Going through Tumblr, finding different tags / people to follow. My brain randomly goes "Clocks!!!!" So I start hunting down tags & blogs related to that and the first thing I see when doing that is this...

WHY IS DYLE THERE???? I know he's a bloody clock but hello???? Why is he there??? I'd expect to see his ass on a tag related to Dandy's World not just.... Clocks in general???? It's also making me giggle because none of the posts, latest, top, ect have nothing to do with Dyle or Dandy's World. He's just.... There. .... Hunting me.

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ㅤ I was playing Dandy's World earlier with a couple of friends. I mentioned how Dandy's World triggers that part of my brain trained by old Don't Starve lore to sniff out & hunt down any lore I can find like a bloodhound. ESPECIALLY in regardless of Dyle.

ㅤ So thus I start ranting about Dyle, I bring up how at roughly 1:36 in 'Locked Away' you can hear Twisted Dyle's ticking before he gets enraged and losing my mind over that because the implications???? Hello??? What does this mean???? And then my friend just casually goes; "... You can hear them in the other two songs too. ... It's just more well hidden." AnD I- ????????

ㅤ AZAZEL, I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MY FRIEND & I'M VERY GRATEFUL TO HAVE YOU BACK IN MY LIFE BUT ????? COME ON, MAN. DID YOU REALISE WHAT YOU DID THERE BT MENTIONING THAT TO ME????? I AM GOING TO BE LISTENING TO THOSE TWO SONGS ON REPEAT TILL I HEAR DYLE'S BLOODY CLOCK TICKING OR I FALL ASLEEP. FUCK YOU, YA LIL SHIT. /nm, silly, lh

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ㅤ Sometimes I think the stereotype of the autistic boy obsessed with trains is rather silly but then I remember I'm an autistic trans boy who will drop almost everything just because I heard a train....

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ㅤ Ya know the best & worst things about having friends that also use Trumblr is that they're here!!! Yay, another place I can annoy them! I can send them random art / posts I find I think they might like! I can also snoop, see what kind of chaotic, queer, random & gay shit they're up to.

ㅤ But also at the same time it's partly like oh god. My friends are here now. If I rant into the void about something bugging me they may find out and if I say something stupid / embarrassing that pushes the limits. Even though that's likely just my anxiety talking, it's fine. I know my friends, do genuinely care about me and it's one of the reasons why I love them so much. They're some of the greatest people in my life & I'm really grateful to have. Fear of vulnerability, anxiety and bpd just like being a lil bitch sometimes.

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ㅤ I wonder if anyone else finds the requirements to get Blot really odd? Especially considering he's not a main. You need to complete Looey's mastery who needs Poppy's mastery completed to even get. Then need Yatta's mastery where you need to collect 15 toons to get.

ㅤ Assuming you didn't pick Poppy as your starter that's which is at least 6,250 Ichor (250 for Poppy, 1,000 for Looey, 2,000 for Yatta, and finally 3,000 for Blot), likely a good amount more cosindering you need 15 other toons just to get Yatta. Which is more Ichor then the most expensive main (that being Astro with 5,000 ichor).

ㅤI know that Blot, Looey, and Yatta are the circus trio with Blot more so being the ring leader, and that Looey and Poppy are cousins but it's still weird to me. Why are there so many hoops to jump through for Blot? Why is a character (to my knowledge) with no major lore significance, harder & more time consuming to get than a main? Why does Blot require 3 mastery quests, over 6,000, and 17 toons? What makes him so special? It doesn't make sense to me and I don't understand why this is, it's mind boggling to me.

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I think I met 'Death' once,

When I fell & hit my head too hard.

He had white hair,

Or maybe it was silver?

With golden eyes & a compassionate

But ultimately confused look.

Like he was questioning

... How did I get there?

'You're not supposed to be here, yet.'

He told me.

Then I was back in my bathroom,

Cold floor against my legs,

My arms at my side,

My head against the tub

And life went on.

I hope he's as kind to Maple as he was to me.

I hope he knows she can be a needy little thing.

That she screams when she wants attention.

That she'll try to trip you if you ignore her.

Or that she'll get in your face & scream instead.

That she prefers sitting next to you.

That she prefers head scratches.

Or that sometimes she prefers being pet with your foot instead.

I hope he knows that Maple will wait for you.

At the door,

In the kitchen,

Outside the bathroom,

On the wood box,

In the cat tree

Before following you around.

I hope he knows Maple will beg for food.

Even if she has plenty,

Even if you have nothing for her except boiling water,

She still wants it.

Cabbage & lettuce are her favourites.

Oh but so is lunch meat,

And cheese,

And carrots,

And mushrooms,

And steak,

... She'll eat just about anything.

Yes, she'll even go as far as getting it out of the trash.

She's just like that.

I hope he knows that she likes to play fetch.

But it has to be specifically with,

This dusty old stuffed mouse.

I hope he knows that she'll wake him...

With the 3 am zoomies...

Making random noises,

And bouncing off the walls,

.... Maple just like that.

I hope he knows that she tends to be a bit nippy.

That she can be pet with a paintbrush,

That she does like to be brushed sometimes

.... She just may try to attack the brush

Or you if you try to take the stuff animal she stole...

It's her baby now.

I hope he knows that when she'll happy,

She'll nurse on fuzzy blankets,

She'll fall asleep next you,

She'll let you hug her,

She'll let you kiss the top of her head,

She'll cuddle your foot,

She'll be your baby.

Maple's my baby,

But I fear her time may be approaching,

With every little I can do.

I'm not ready to let her go,

But I'll never be ready to let her go.

She's my precious baby

And love her so dearly.

But if her time must come...

Then I hope...

'Death' can take care of her.

She can be needy,

Demanding,

Stumbled,

A handful,

Weird.

But also so playful,

So sweet,

So loving,

So kind,

And so compassionate.

She's a good kitty.

So please, take care of Maple, my baby. Take care of her until I can take care of her again.