#aaaauuuu

[cillyscribbles]

they will tell you, cilly, don't eat so much tinginys. and you'll be like, surely i won't, because there is no such thing as too much tinginys. in hindsight it appears i made a serious lapse of judgement on all counts

[takeyourhands]

*thinks about my familial f/o's so much that i explode*

[fefairys]

really really stupid and annoying that if u want to keep things clean easier, you have to clean them when they don't even look dirty. and then there's like no satisfaction in the cleaning because it looks the same. but i guess now i know it's Clean~ ...ugh -_-

[officialempressofhell]

When will this bitch - my uterus - realize that we're on the same team

[nelfs]

*cuts people off for the sake of my fragile mental health* *misses them Horribly*

[kingofthefareast-archived]

My friend needs a mom or dad

"But I dunno how you find them, my mom just showed up. She's kind of scary but she's a mom. How do you find moms and dads?"

[kingofthefareast-archived]

And now they are all kids

afterlifesoldier replied to your post: Your Mom is cooler than my dad. Auuuuuu - “How come I don’t have a mommy?”

"I'd give you mine but I don't think that's how it works. And mommy is kind of scary. But don't; worry, we'll find you one!"

[kingofthefareast-archived]

Your Mom is cooler than my dad.

...Accurate. Terribly creepy, but accurate. Sorry about that.