#aahahhhhhhhhh

[hauntedradiostation]

AHHHH AHHH AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH ??? MY ??? GOOODDD????

everybody shut up my ego is now very big

[duhhtheyellowrose]

PLEASE DONT MAKE ME EMAIL AN ACTUAL FUCKING PROFESSIONAL WHO WROTE A FUCKING RESEARCH PAPER ON ACTUAL REAL WORLD ISSUES. FOR MY. BYAKUYA TOGAMI ANALYSIS

[sammy-automatic]

lettermanm….. tomorrrow…………

[quijotine]

SO IN OTHER NEWS, ADRIEN IS PISSED.

A short translation of Rocketear because the public deserves to know.

I'm only translating the most important scene. The JEWEL of that interaction between Nino and Adrien.

PART 1. THE CALL

N: I knew it! She's in love with someone else.

A: You spend a lot of time together, you must be imagining things. Who else could she love?

N: Chat Noir

A: -laughs- you're kidding! What about Jagged Stone's crocodile for a change.

N: But there's the video

A: A video from the Ladyblog, that proves nothing.

N: I'll give you proof that I'm right!

A to Plagg: [rough translation: I couldn't have (made her fall in love with me)]

Plagg: Oh yes you could, I certainly contaged you with my natural charm.

A: I think I may have exaggerated my Chat act and she fell in love with me, I have to clear things up.

PART 2. THE BOILER ROOM

A: Where did you get all of this?

N: Sit down, I will be asking the questions. What do you think about THIS [the video]

A: That makes no sense! You're being stubborn, that is not what happened!

N: And how would you know that? Where you there? Are you involved with this?

A: No, no, of course not! But it's clear that it's impossible. I'm certain is just a misunderstanding. Alya and Chat Noir have nothing in common, they barely know each other. Alya is just a fan of the heroes , that's all.

N: They know each other pretty well.

A: But no one knows the secret identity of Ladybuf and Chat Noir. How would Alya fall in love with someone she doesn't know? (I DON'T KNOW ADRIEN, YOU TELL ME, SON.) Alya is the girl that is always reporting, she's always telling the truth, especially to the boy she loves.

N: But they know each other much better than you think.

A: You cannot assume that just because of the one video.

N: There's something you don't know. I'm not talking about the video, I'm talking about something I'm not supposed to tell you. An incredible secret: Alya is a superhero. She is Rena Rouge.

A: But wha--

N: Shh! I know what you're going to say, 'But Nino, how do you know that?' I know because I'm also a superhero. I am Carapace.

A: What? You're Carapace?! But...but you two KNOW. You two know your secret identities!

N: Of course, Alya and I don't hide secrets from each other. Until now, with that little story with Chat Noir

A: Wait a second, I'm not following. I thought secret identites had to be always be protected, but if it was true, you would never had told me about it. Ladybug wouldn't agree with this!

N: Are you kidding? It was Ladybug who gave us our Miraculous at the same time.

A: No... that's impossible.

N: What are you trying to say?! That I'm lying?

A: No, no! What I'm trying to say is... It doesn't matter. You are Carapace and she's Rena Rouge and you know each other, and Ladybug agrees with that. That doesn't mean that Rena and Chat Noir... you know

N: You don't know how Chat Noir is, but I know. I'm part of the team. Of course, whenever Ladybug is around he's always declaring his love to her. But Ladybug always rejects him and with good reason! As soon as Rena Rouge appears, he flirts with her! [unintelligible, something about Chat Noir catching Rena alone, when Carapace is not there]. And now I'm all alone, I lost the love of my life.

NOTABLE MENTIONS

CN: Everyone has doubts from time to time, even me

LB: Is everything alright, Chat Noir?

CN: Yeah, yeah!.... Pound it!

SCENE WITH PLAGG AND ADRIEN

A: I still can't believe Ladybug gave Miraculous to Alya and Nino

P: Of course she did, she is the Guardian.

A: But they are together! And they know their identities!

P: And so what?

A: Then why do we have to hide our identities but THEY can know theirs?

P: She is the Guardian, great master cheese fermenter (SERIOUSLY PLAGG?) and she decides how to [idk something about managing cheese]

There you go, choke on that. ✌️

[eztria]

i’m... so... sotired

[akumaasylum]

!!!

[scalesandtalons]

SU MORE LIKE I LOVE

THAT WAS SO GLORIOUS AND CUTE AND GAY,,, GARNETS FUSION WAS BEAUTIFUL OHHH MY GOD IM IN TEARS I LOVE THIS THANK YOU GOD

[salty-pidge]

Ya’ll should ask me really personal questions guys. it’s 2 am so I’m super open to answering almost anything