DnD Shorts #3
This is the story of how we stopped the session for 3 hours to prevent two players from killing each other's characters.
The party was heading to a cursed valley so, they decided to take a long rest to spend the night before they go.
The Party: Let's order some food and talk to the other adventurers if they know anything.
Bard: I want to seduce the inn keeper.
DM: Uhm, she has a wedding ring on her finger.
Bard: I want to seduce the inn keeper.
DM: Uhm...okay. First role play, then charisma check.
Bard: *tells a heroic story, flirts, then rolls 24*
Bard slept with the inn keeper and in the morning, he took her wedding ring which she put on the nightstand. He returned to the inn.
DM: The inn keeper's husband is behind the counter, slicing meat. Your friends are having breakfast.
Bard: I approach to the husband, put the ring on the counter in front of him with a smirk on my face.
DM: ... He freaks out with anger. He comes to face you.
Bard: I stab him with my sword.
The Party:
DM:
The Party:
DM: Make an attack roll.
Bard: *rolls 19*
DM: You killed the husband by piercing his chest with your sword...
Fighter: Okay enough I attack the bard.














