#about many things

[whimsythepuntable]

Alright. Not to post about this on main again. But.

Logistically this merch doesn't make sense. Ignoring the, "Adam and Abel can't be straight," and the, "Adam literally isn't an ally," crowds this just. Doesn't work. In any canon timeline. And if Angel is with the Vees, then that mean this takes place after season 2 in the merchiverse. Here's the thing: Adam is dead (and if he isn’t, then he definitely wouldn't be on the Heaven Float). So why is he here? That's something we can all agree on, right?

Here's my (crack) theory: That Adam isn't actually Adam. It's a cardboard cut out. Not only does everyone win, it just makes sense. To me at least.

Also. Why bring him back again? Why now? Perhaps it's a sign that Adam isn't done with, and that he may return in a future season. In this essay I'll

[cowboyjoshdun]

at the end of the day, you can’t please everyone

[yoursleepdemon]

alan, we are soooo fucked

[the-real-treasure]

The shrine grows

[magpie-trove]

Thinking about these

[panaeolus-fimicola]

i'm right about things but few people ever want to listen to me about it because i'm too weird or annoying or something, but i keep being right and it sucks

[nice-bright-colors]

Fingers crossed

I’m probably going to jinx myself by saying this, but we’re coming up on 1:30 and there hasn’t been any Fuckery today.

I don’t know. I just want this to last.

Pretty please?

There’s no more life to suck out of me.

Well, could always try there. That would be a good way to go.