Out of boredom, I followed the trend and rewatched Twilight last night (the second one - New Moon - because I've seen the first one way too many times and I can quote all the lines) and I've got some things to say
Bella is such a bland character. She has no personality and is so boring to watch. It's like all her 'personality' is being in love with Edward... Characters should have dept and personality other than being in love with their love interest. They should've given her a hobby or something
The romance is hard to believe. Thirteen years old me idolized Bella and Edward's relationship and, now I understand why my first relationship was so toxic...
The scene where Edward leaves her in the forest... He is such a shitty person! You don’t break up with someone in a fucking forest and leave them there, assuming they’ll find their way out
I've always been #team Edward, but I've officially switched camp! Yes, Edward is rich, cultivated and I would love to call his 'siblings' my own family, but he's just as boring as Bella. Sorry not sorry. Yes, he has interest like music, piano and...has a decent fashion sense but it's not enough for me. Stephenie Meyer should've added more depth to him than 'dark, tall and handsome'. He's also a bit too sure of himself (especially when it's to spite Jacob) and I don't like that
Team Jacob!! While Jacob isn't a perfect character - he's a little childish, short tempered and petty at times (he's a teenager in this, remember) -, you get to know a lot] about him through the movies - at least more than Bella and Edward. He is friendly, caring and loyal. I loved when he and Bella bonded while fixing the motorcycles or hearing the Quileutes legends
The dialogues were less than impressive. I found myself laughing so much from how bad and cringe-y the dialogues were throughout the movie
Bella is too obsessed with Edward
Everything is so cliché and eye-roll worthy. Or just...'what the fuck'. Like that scene where she gets on the bike of a biker who she didn't even know. What?
The bell tower scene in Italy...a huge cringe
Edward and Bella's romance is difficult to believe. Kudos to Kristen who had to make the audience believe she was in love with men - it didn't work! (no shade to her!)