Saw a post asking if there were human-hating affini like there are cat-hating humans and now I'm imagining a "floret distribution system" like the whole cat distribution system meme
Like imagine an affini who's sworn off florets finding a lost little one, so confused, a stray. She can't help but want to care for it, nurture it, and in return it offers her its affection. Eventually, she ends up adopting it as her own, her precious little floret.
... okay now that I've written this post this just sounds like Abscission without the gore














