okay dnd as jcc in my brain because doe posted about it, Ace my freak gets to be “Monstrous Manipulator” (he’s really bad at manipulation and his outfit is all dolled up, his piercings each getting the gem of his two dead best men), his crime would be patricide. Meanwhile Chad gets “Ensnaring Escort” and his outfit is like this green shawl over an objectively glamorous and deeply revealing outfit (he is doing all of this in stripper heels and has heart shaped glasses that he only puts on when pissed or emotional), and he’s complaining about possible wardrobe malfunctions. He’s also draping over Nigel (who definitely tied with him for the first round, although Nigel had the ability to just win and never tell him about the ability to tie, and was baffled that Chad acknowledged it), and is obnoxious kinda Benny-style. He’s blowing on people’s dice for luck.















