I'm normal I swear 👍

Guys. Guys but wait, guys what if they held eachother- (a gunshot rings out. I'm dead. Dead and done for.) Tree, He/Him

[stillprettyunoriginal]

squad I need more podcasts

Okay, for a summary, I’ve listened to all of Naddpod. All of it. I’m working backwards through every episode of dnd court, and I’m about to get a job with about an hour of driving minimum every day too. I’m caught up, and eventually I’ll even get myself on the short rest.

I’m also through 10 d20 campaigns. They’re lovely and I’m a big fan, I have plans to finish and binge the rest, but I’m planning ahead now. I’m mapping which dnd campaigns to get into. For DMs I historically enjoy Brian Murphy, and Aabria, with Caldwell and Brennan actually sitting in second place for me. I generally avoid Matthew Mercer because he and I have secret beef he doesn’t know about (unless he’s a player).

I have Dungeons and Daddies in the lineup, as well as Pretending to Be People, JRWI including Blood in The Bayou eventually, as well as Worlds Beyond Number to listen to the entirety of. I’m trying to expand my actual-play ttrpg scope, so Vampires campaigns are cool, as well as Cthulhu or Lancer, Kids on Bikes would be sick, I love Murph’s random adventure books turned into campaigns and so on. I just want. More. More for my list.

Thus far for my more 50/50 or uncertain list I also have:

-BomBARDed

-Aint Slayed Nobody

-Superidols!

-Rude Tales of Magic

-The Adventuring Zone

-Everything’s a Mimic.

-Fantastic Castle

I’ve heard very little about these campaigns so I’m not sold yet. If you have others to add, I’d love to hear them!! Or any thoughts or opinions, I’m down.

[sporkteeth]

a big ole dump of random ft stuff i never posted here! pt 2 // pt 1

[stillprettyunoriginal]

just realized that Im a gender queer bracket that doesn’t define me as male or female strictly, but that kinda allows me to be called a billion things. Mainly use he/him with my friends online? Well ofc, I’m a big strong man. She/her or she/they worksona because I love glittery makeup and dress to my body type a lot? Well ofc. Wonderful wife? Obviously. Are we technically straight? Depends who you ask, my family still thinks I’m a lesbian or at least bi, so they may disagree with you. I’m living free of all things besides procrastination and headaches now. Im immune

[stone-stars]

[Video Description: Emily (behind the camera) walks through a hidden bookshelf to reveal Murph, Caldwell, and Jake in a secret room on a bed. They start chanting "One big bed!" while Emily laughs]

can't upload video on a reblog so. everyone look at them. it's so beautiful to me. also matching photograph:

[null-ifi3d]

a group of triplets that are definitely all related by blood. (trinyvale pcs!)

[oranges-and-art]

Trinyvale x Bahumia - The Call to Adventure

[sideblogdotjpeg]

launchpad is so funny because the reveal that it was Evil All Along had nothing to do with it being an exploitative institution that groomed kids into being mindless soldiers and workers for the mothership. it was that the child endangerment wasnt actually real. sol and albin are so funny like that

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

The most obsession inducing trait a character can have for me is knowing somewhere in their heart That They Are A Bad Kid

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

This isn't necessarily literal. It can apply to characters who aren't children too. But there's something about characters who are either certain of the fact, or terrified of the possibility, that they are just fundamentally wrong and bad at their core

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

It is also important to me that it is not true. No one is fundamentally broken and evil.

[dateamonster]

you could never make me hate magitech/scifantasy settings. fantasy and scifi are two beuatiful women to me and they are kissing with tongue.

[dont-tell-my-mom-im-here]

Fantasy High: Oh no the teenagers need to fight a dragon

The Unsleeping City: Oh no Pete the Plug just sold coke to a transphobic mafia vampire at the pigeon wedding

[thegreatyin]

there's a lot of truly excellent digimon designs but i think they really peaked with a little frilled lizard that turns into a dimetrodon that turns into an ojousama lamiagirl that turns into an even more ojousama spin on medusa with boots that open up and bite people. absolute S tier line that doesn't get talked about enough

[thegreatyin]

^^ this? this is peak.

[lockandkeyhyena]

learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[alex51324]

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

[zaprowsdower27]

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

[frankencain]

define hole / is a hole a real thing? / Marco Poloni, Black Hole, from The Majorana Experiment, 2010 / Flatfields Fotografien / What We Talk About When We Talk About Holes / Dark (2017-2020) / post / Disco Elysium / Twin Peaks: The Return (2017) / Donnie Darko (2001) / Outer Range (2022) / Kaveh Akbar, from “The Miracle,” Pilgrim Bell / post / Weizmann Institute of Science / Mathworld / post / post / post / post / Anne Boyer, from “Woman Sitting at the Machine,” in A Handbook of Disappointed Fate / Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords / Dennis Patrick Slattery, The Wounded Body: Remembering the Markings of Flesh / The Incredulity of Saint Thomas, Caravaggio, 1601–1602 (detail) / The Incredulity of St. Thomas, Bernardo Strozzi, 1582-1644 (detail) / Don McKay, from “Twinflower,” Field Marks: The Poetry of Don McKay, intro. Méira Cook (Wilfrid Laurier University Press, 2006) / thierryetherve / Pathologic / post / Gregory Orr, from How Beautiful the Beloved / Tomas Tranströmer, tr. by Robert Bly, from a poem titled “Track” / Disco Elysium / Anne Carson, Economy of the Unlost / Pathologic 2 / Jonas Burgert, Sand brennt Blatt (2010) / Disco Elysium / Carl Phillips, from “Givingly”, Wild is the Wind / from “The Man With a Hole in His Head” by Rick Bursky / Rosario Castellanos, ‘Memorandum on Tlatelolco’ (tr. Maureen Ahern) / post / Pathologic / The Juniper Tree (Nietzchka Keene | 1990) / John Banville, Eclipse / Twin Peaks / Disco Elysium / VectorStock / True Detective / Night in the Woods

[metamagic-adept]

he's a frog. he's the hottest member of the party. he grew up at a waterpark. his best friend is a man in his thirties who still refers to himself as 'the boy wizard.' his only living relative is named swag daniels. he has a birthmark on his ass that spells out his name, and his asshole is the O

[solbufo]

gunk.

[lyssq]