#adamsapplemedia

[mono-socke]

can I request vox X Lucifer X alastor X adam's kid/kids (my friend says vox and luci did rock paper scissors to decide who gets pregnent)

they're all very happy in their little family !

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HAZBIN RAREPAIR POLY SHIPS ROUND 1

Chaggiemilute 🌈🎀🪽🗡️

Original Sin 🍎🍃🪷

ChaggieBomb 🌈🎀🍒

Hazbin Hotel Quartet 🌈🦌🎀🕷️

AdamsAppleMedia 🍎🦌🎸📺

AppleHuskerdust 🍎🐈‍⬛🕷️

RadioRoseRoyal 🦌🪷🍎🥀

AngelicMediaBelle 🪽🦌📺🌈

RoseMedia 🥀🦌📺

Adam's Wives 🎸🪷🍃

ChaggieRadioJoy 🌈🎀🪽🦌

Charlie's Flock 🌈🎀🗡️🎸🪽

Voting ended onMay 27

[voxslays]

Helloooo! If your requests are open, could I request Adam and Alastor fighting for a fem!reader’s love

٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

Im obsessed with those two so much I need them to fight over me asap 😭‼️🎀✨

ty for the request annonie! these two are both so goofy in their own ways lol-

ADAM AND ALASTOR FIGHTING OVER READER

First things first; the only time the two of them would interact on a semi-regular basis is if Adam either fell to hell or didn’t die and was trapped. You and Charlie—being the good, peace-loving souls you are find him and take him back to the hotel.

At first, everyone hates him (for a good reason). However, overtime, everyone learns to accept him…everyone except Alastor.

Alastor and you go way back—having known each other way before the hotel was ever in the picture. You were one of the only souls he trusted down in this hell hole. So when he sees you getting close to Adam, who he knows is not only pesky and annoying—but extremely dangerous, he is extremely angry.

Back to Adam, you were one of the only kind souls when he first arrived at the hotel. You put up with his angry outbursts (which had gotten much better since you had been in the picture) and overall showed care for him. So he slowly starts to fall head over heels for you!

But uh-oh! Alastor also has feelings for you too! Not the traditional kind—because he is very confused about how he feels—yet, he feels a very strong connection and longing for you.

Alastor is the type of guy to exploit Adam’s anger issues. He would totally use one of his tentacles to pop out and trip Adam as he’s walking by and just in general make his life a living hell.

Alastor would go out of his way to make Adam seem like the undesirable option of the two of them by making Adam go into his angry rages about why sinners are terrible—even though he is one.

Adam would serenade you every night on his guitar, singing you rock songs about love as you drift off into dreamland.

Alastor would dedicate every single one of his broadcasts to you, saying how he never could’ve gotten to where he is without your love and support—even though that is NOT true. Alastor would do his absolute best to butter you up as much as possible. Even going as far to offer a soul deal, which you immediately (politely) decline.

Either way, no matter which one you choose—the one you pick WILL rub it in to the ‘losers’ face. These two could never be poly together, especially after their battle in episode eight.

[werosmyss]

I was supposed to post this on valentines day but I got distracted and now I'm too late but I don't want to wait a whole year.

exclusive rarepairs under the cut

StaticOwl - Vox x Stolas

no comment, this is classic "shipping my two favorite characters even when it doesn't make sense"

MafiaMoth - Arakniss x Valentino

I have never actually been able to ship Val with anyone because (canon val) gives me severe ick (sorry staticmoth people) but I saw this fan fiction while I was looking for a new story to read and the thought definitely intrigued me. Now I just have to actually read it

RoyalDoll - Charlie x Velvette

You can't tell me this wouldn't go hard af. Enough said.

RadioSnake - Alastor x Pentious

Has radiostatic vibes but in all the worst ways. I can picture the 'pretend to be in a relationship' trope fic now, purely as a way for Al to rile Vox up. Would be incredibly toxic and Alastor would 100% not care for Pentious due to his One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession with Vox

Fallenwings(?) - Vaggie x Lute

Toxic exes

AngelicMoth(?) GuitarMoth(?) - Adam x Val

Another toxic Val ship I can get behind.

Bonus points for adding Andrealphus for a little pining toxic mess of a trio

That reminds me about Valentino x Andrealphus which I do support

Adam x Alastor while we're at it, and solo Adam x Andrealphus

AdamsAppleMedia as well because hateships unlock something for me

PoisonApple(?) - Lucifer x Frederick von Eldritch

Just saw some nice art of them and it made me feel happy

Velvette x Emily

Again, the fanart did it for me

And Velvette x Verosika while I'm thinking about it. The post I reblogged earlier finalized my decision.

AppleRose - Lucifer x Rosie

They are just so soft and Lucifer needs a hug

Stolas x Andrealphus x Vassago

I just like looking at them and having all three on the screen at the same time would be nice

Tom Trench x Papermint

It's giving Romeo and Juliet

The following I only like because of their silly names:

Stardust - Vassago x Angel Dust (or Stolas x Angel Dust)

don't think this would ever make sense but its a cute name

The Vees - Vassago x Vox x Vaggie x Velvette x Valentino x Verosika x Vortex

would be beyond toxic

Snapple - Pentious x Lucifer

I mean

More:

Serapple(???) - Sera x Lucifer

this one is bordering on unhinged but??? with their current dynamic? ruler of hell x de-facto (as far as we know) ruler of heaven?

Boxxie - Baxter x Moxxie

Solely because I am an Invader Zim fan first and foremost and we can't forget where we came from

Lucifer Polycule - Lucifer (HZB) x Lucifer (SPN) x Lucifer (TDIAPT) x Lucifer (from the Netflix series)

They are all such different characters for being based on the same thing like

we could throw Good Omens Crowley in there since he's the snake that tempts Adam and Eve but it wouldn't fit the naming scheme

And as a bonus here's some common ships that I like but not enough to dedicate too much of my mental capacity to.

RoyalHalo - Charlie x Emily

I love Chaggie and could never let my beautiful girls go but I also aesthetically like the idea of Charlie x Emily

That being said I also ship Charlie x Emily x Vaggie

SilentMoth - One-Sided Vox x Valentino (on Val's side)

I don't ship staticmoth but I like the idea of Val hopelessly pining for Vox's attention and Vox completely ignoring him in favor of obsessing over Alastor

RadioApple, AppleMedia, StaticApple

Right at this current moment I am very much on an exclusive RadioStatic vibe to the point where my heart hurts to see them with other characters, but I do ship all three of these fools together just not at this current exact moment.

AdamsApple

Not a rarepair, I just very very recently decided I like adamsapple.

QPR RadioRose

I love the idea of Alastor and Rosie being soft and happy together (DO NOT SPEAK TO ME ABOUT THE LEAKS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT)

let me have this

let me have them

StaticRose while we're at it

[a-is-for-arson]

Some hazbin ship charts

Templates

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HAZBIN RAREPAIR POLY SHIPS ROUND 7

Chaggiemilute 🌈🎀🪽🗡️

Original Sin 🍎🍃🪷

AdamsAppleMedia 🍎🦌🎸📺

RadioRoseRoyal 🦌🪷🍎🥀

RoseMedia 🥀🦌📺

ChaggieRadioJoy 🌈🎀🪽🦌

Voting ended onJun 7

Angelicmediabelle is OUT!

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Line up for Rarepair Tournament Part 2:

Yaori:

Poly:

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HAZBIN RAREPAIR POLY SHIPS ROUND 10

Original Sin 🍎🍃🪷

AdamsAppleMedia 🍎🦌🎸📺

RoseMedia 🥀🦌📺

Voting ended onJun 10

Chaggiemilute 🌈🎀🪽🗡️ is OUT!